ronny100 Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Dear friends, first "sorry my English" its not so good. I am very desperad. I will ask you everyone who can magia, or woodoo, if you will help me? I am atletic sportic man and looks good, but no girls is intresting about me. I have not sleep with some girl in 8 years, and are in very bad depression. My desiree is that, Do ritual for me please;* I love sweet young skinny girls very much, i will that girls like this come to me everywere, and that they really will come to me, and have sex with me. I will that some spirit take them to me, and do so that they cant stop loving me. I wish work with sweet girls, not with man, and i wish that everywere i go girls like this come to me and will love me. I will that this spirits give me girls like this with internet and tv too, every day and night and never stop. I believe, that it is real power in woodoo, and magia, and because of that i ask you. I will thak you with all my heart and wish you all happyness dear friends. Hugs to you. Love you magia-friends. Robert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzdocxx Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Consider it done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poshthai Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 What a nutter,unless you look like quasimodo.Its voodoo too not bleeding woodoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashacat Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 (edited) Splash some Brut or Lynx (Africa) on before you go out, much easier than Voodoo. Edited August 29, 2008 by ashacat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
issanpaul Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 What a nutter,unless you look like quasimodo.Its voodoo too not bleeding woodoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
issanpaul Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Your having a laugh yes? or you are a previous banned member Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave the Dude Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Your having a laugh yes? or you are a previous banned member My thoughts exactly, wonder which one???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bergen Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Your having a laugh yes? or you are a previous banned member My thoughts exactly, wonder which one???? Does'nt matter..........won't last long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickA Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Stick a 500 baht note to your forehead...that should improve your looks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave the Dude Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Stick a 500 baht note to your forehead...that should improve your looks or move to Pattaya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GungaDin Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Dear friends, first "sorry my English" its not so good. I am very desperad. I will ask you everyone who can magia, or woodoo, if you will help me? I am atletic sportic man and looks good, but no girls is intresting about me. I have not sleep with some girl in 8 years, and are in very bad depression. My desiree is that, Do ritual for me please;* I love sweet young skinny girls very much, i will that girls like this come to me everywere, and that they really will come to me, and have sex with me. I will that some spirit take them to me, and do so that they cant stop loving me. I wish work with sweet girls, not with man, and i wish that everywere i go girls like this come to me and will love me. I will that this spirits give me girls like this with internet and tv too, every day and night and never stop. I believe, that it is real power in woodoo, and magia, and because of that i ask you. I will thak you with all my heart and wish you all happyness dear friends. Hugs to you. Love you magia-friends. It's gotta be Rico from NYC. He can't spell either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nongwahyay Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 I´ve just wiggled my bum and waved my magic wand... let us all know if it helps... big hugs to you too, Robert...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Consider it done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carib Posted August 29, 2008 Share Posted August 29, 2008 Lets all get down on our knees and... when you sit down again make sure the needly voodoo doll is not there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave the Dude Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 I´ve just wiggled my bum and waved my magic wand... let us all know if it helps... big hugs to you too, Robert...... Oh No! I wiggled my wand and waved my bum. Does that cancel your spell out Sorry Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bergen Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 I´ve just wiggled my bum and waved my magic wand... let us all know if it helps... big hugs to you too, Robert...... Oh No! I wiggled my wand and waved my bum. Does that cancel your spell out Sorry Dave Well the op has'nt been back for his second post, so indeed it looks like someone's put a spell on him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary A Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 DON'T LAUGH I need some of that black magic help too. My wife refuses to listen to reason and has become an anarchist. I think PAD has put a spell on her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave the Dude Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 DON'T LAUGH I need some of that black magic help too. My wife refuses to listen to reason and has become an anarchist. I think PAD has put a spell on her. Yes and its called a Bank Note, probably Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
binnsy Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Get on a bus(if you know what one is) Head to Pattaya Walk down or up Soi 6 If you still have a full sack by the time you reach the other end you must be one ugly **** Have a nice trip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaiYaang Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 First go see your doctor and see if Woodoo Black Magic is right for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coventry Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Your having a laugh yes? or you are a previous banned member You have a choice of about 4,000 so I believe. Or is that 4,001 including me ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frotting Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Consider it done. Guys!!! I've been in tears for the last 5 minutes. You are all indeed the dryest wit on this forum. However, the first prize just has to go to the first answer - quoted here. Incidentally, if the OP was a banned member back to exact revenge, he's brilliant! It could be Borat himself! If he's for real, he's gotta be an Arab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave the Dude Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 or just a plain ol' Idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bina Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 :D my husband thinks im a nut case; i have been laughing until i cried but couldnt translate the gist in to thai so the wit got lost.... this should be cross posted in the ladies section just for the laugh.... bina israel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrangipaniGal Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Is this guy for REAL???? !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave the Dude Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Does it matter then ?????? I think he is the spirit commonly called Lao Cow!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuban Posted September 20, 2008 Share Posted September 20, 2008 (edited) Is this guy for REAL???? !!!!! Is a good question - I believe he is sincere in his lustful quest for slim girls as he mentions a "sweet rhythmic gymnast" elsewhere. This is another site that he appears to have visited. I think that's what you call 'special interest'. I believe that you find that he is Swedish and seems to have pissed off some Russian lady in the recent past. (I'm thinking net-pest?) As an opening post on TV, I think it paves an amusing but short path en-route to obscurity. Edited September 20, 2008 by Cuban Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mossfinn Posted October 19, 2008 Share Posted October 19, 2008 I´ve just wiggled my bum and waved my magic wand... let us all know if it helps... big hugs to you too, Robert...... Oh No! I wiggled my wand and waved my bum. Does that cancel your spell out Sorry Dave Well the op has'nt been back for his second post, so indeed it looks like someone's put a spell on him Or the spell worked and he hasn't been up for breath since Good Luck Moss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave the Dude Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 I´ve just wiggled my bum and waved my magic wand... let us all know if it helps... big hugs to you too, Robert...... Oh No! I wiggled my wand and waved my bum. Does that cancel your spell out Sorry Dave Well the op has'nt been back for his second post, so indeed it looks like someone's put a spell on him Or the spell worked and he hasn't been up for breath since Good Luck Moss I hope it was my spell that worked cos I don't often wave my bum ! DtheD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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