TomTao Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Q. What do you call a dog with no ears? A. Whatever you want, it ain't gonna hear ya. Posted with Thaivisa App http://apps.thaivisa.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rijb Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Q: Why do some dogs have flat heads? A: They like to chase parked cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GooEng Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 So anyway my budgie got out of the cage and shagged the dog! Well, at least I've got some puppies, going cheep if anyone is interested... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomTao Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 So anyway my budgie got out of the cage and shagged the dog!Well, at least I've got some puppies, going cheep if anyone is interested... Thats bad Posted with Thaivisa App http://apps.thaivisa.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warfie Posted January 8, 2012 Author Share Posted January 8, 2012 So anyway my budgie got out of the cage and shagged the dog!Well, at least I've got some puppies, going cheep if anyone is interested... Thats bad Posted with Thaivisa App http://apps.thaivisa.com Perfect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GooEng Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 So anyway my budgie got out of the cage and shagged the dog!Well, at least I've got some puppies, going cheep if anyone is interested... Thats bad Posted with Thaivisa App http://apps.thaivisa.com Perfect! don't encourage me, you'll regret it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warfie Posted January 8, 2012 Author Share Posted January 8, 2012 So anyway my budgie got out of the cage and shagged the dog!Well, at least I've got some puppies, going cheep if anyone is interested... Thats bad Posted with Thaivisa App http://apps.thaivisa.com Perfect! don't encourage me, you'll regret it. Don't bet on it... IMO the perfect "groaner" makes one piss themselves laughing whilst simultaneously making one want to kick the teller in the balls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GooEng Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 i don't mind sick jokes, or even racist jokes but i draw the line at jokes about fat people. they have enough on their plates... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangkokhatter Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 a steak and kidney pie walks into a bar says can i get a pint of lager please ? Barman says....sorry don't serve food in here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GooEng Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Best joke on the thread (not that much of an achievement really) Not sure what's happened here - I'm using An IPB app on iPhone to post and that comment was directed at the joke on page one about the guy who goes to the doctor covered in food and is advised he's not eating properly - but it seems to have appeared on its own at the end of the thread. Anyway, so my gf said tease me, so I said ok fatty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomTao Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 On monday Jack Rabbit had grilled cheese on toast, on tuesday he had grilled ham on toast, wednesday he had jam on toast, he was found dead on thursday, the cause of death was mixtamatoasties. Posted with Thaivisa App http://apps.thaivisa.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 My grandfather died recently, before he passed away my grandmother smeared goose grease all over his back, he went downhill quite quickly after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost_in_space Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 So, a woman, who was a terrible punster, and couldn't make her husband laugh at any of her puns, decided to collect 10 of the funniest puns she could find. She read them off to him and was sure at least one would make him laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warfie Posted January 13, 2012 Author Share Posted January 13, 2012 So, a woman, who was a terrible punster, and couldn't make her husband laugh at any of her puns, decided to collect 10 of the funniest puns she could find. She read them off to him and was sure at least one would make him laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. oh dear.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through the desert when suddenly Tonto stops his horse, leaps off and places his ear to the ground. "Keemosabay. Buffalo Come. 10 minutes ago." he says to the Lone Ranger. " That's amazing Tonto" replies the Lone Ranger. " And you can tell that just by placing your ear to the ground and listening? " " Nom Keemosabay" answers Tonto " Ear sticky" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvs Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Two fish out for a swim,one hits a wall,dam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rizla Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 Why do women have legs ? Have you seen the mess a snail makes!!! Sorry girls just joking.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Why do elephants have big ears? Because Noddy won't pay the ransom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomTao Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Ever wonder why gorrillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers? Posted with Thaivisa App http://apps.thaivisa.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LennyW Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Two fish in a tank, one says to the other "Do you know how to drive this thing?" ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daffy D Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down, make a tire and, and call it a Goodyear. Boom.......... Boom............................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 2 cows are standing in a field 1 says to the other " Are you worried about this mad cow disease?" "Not a bit" says the cow "I'm a helicopter' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pseudolus Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? He used to lay awake at night wondering if there is a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 A man goes in to a late night surgery and says "Doctor Doctor you have to help me" The Doctor says "Ok what's the problem?" Man "I think I'm a moth" Doctor "You don't need me, you need a psychologist" Man "I know, but your light was on" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Just coming out of the festive season........ as it were.. Man goes in to the Doctors and says that he thinks he has a mince pie stuck up his arse, the Doc asks him to remove his trousers and bend over the table so he can have a look, which he does, the Doc says "yes you have, but it's your lucky day, I have some cream for that" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? He used to lay awake at night wondering if there is a dog. Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper.... he sold his soul to Santa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? He used to lay awake at night wondering if there is a dog. Did you hear about the dyslexic recovering alcoholic, choked on his own Vimto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Did you hear about the dyslexic recovering alcoholic, choked on his own Vimto. For non-Brits http://www.vimto.co.uk/default.aspx anyone seen it here? It's certainly available in Singapore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? He used to lay awake at night wondering if there is a dog. Did you hear about the dyslexic recovering alcoholic, choked on his own Vimto. I don't know whether to piss myself laughing or hit the "report" button mate.! That's awful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarryP Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 Did you hear about the dyslexic recovering alcoholic, choked on his own Vimto. For non-Brits http://www.vimto.co.uk/default.aspx anyone seen it here? It's certainly available in Singapore. Also for Brits. I had never heard of the stuff before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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