Crossy Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 “Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa?” “Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse?” “Did you hear about the suicidal dyslexic who shat himself?” "Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He doesn't believe in dogs." "Dyslexics of the world, untie!" "If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read okay?" "A dyslexic walked into a bra". "Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He lay awake all night wondering if there really was a dog". Yes, I am dyslexic, I am a Charter Member, DAM (Mothers Against Dyslexia) More anyone?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alvino Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 “Did you hear about the dyslexic rabbi who went around saying 'yo'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 (edited) I said to this know all at work ' I'm dilexic' He said' You mean Dyslexic' I replied " <deleted>. If I could say that I wouldn't be" Nice one Crassy Edited May 20, 2005 by lampard10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IMA_FARANG Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 “Did you hear about the dyslexic rabbi who went around saying 'yo'? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, but I had a dyslexic friend who became religious and dedicated his life to Dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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