Little Johnny Learns To Pee

[AltumAngel]

Little Johnny's mom was teaching him how to pee properly.

"See im gonna give you 5 steps.

Say '1' and unzip your pants.

'2' and pull out your little birdy

'3' pull back your foreskin and pee

'4' push back your foreskin

'5' zip up your pants"

So off Little Johnny go and his mom kept monitoring him for the rest of

the day and felt he was good enough to be let on his own.

Several days later, when walking past the bathroom, all she heard was,

"4! 5! 4! 5! 4! 5! 4! 5! 4! 5! 4! 5!......"

Edited July 15, 2010 by AltumAngel

[Jing-jo]

Is there where someone spots the slight numerical order mistake in the last line that you call them a <deleted>

[chiang mai]

Stop drinking!