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Er in doors really cracks me up.

Today we had bocon/egg butties,iv'e shown her many times,today i said you make Darlin,ok no ploblem (great i can watch the tennis),15 mins passes,teelak you put bacon first or egg,never mind i say,(i usually put the bacon first),then egg on top then brown sauce,ok so im sat there watching the tennis dribbling at the thought of my bacon and egg buttie,ok leddy she says,comes in with a tray im waiting in anticipation,on the plate is 0ne slice of brown bread with egg on and one slice of bread with bacon on folded into sandwiches,hey ho you cant win,i smiled and OOOHHH alloy mac mac.

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Er in doors really cracks me up.

Today we had bocon/egg butties,iv'e shown her many times,today i said you make Darlin,ok no ploblem (great i can watch the tennis),15 mins passes,teelak you put bacon first or egg,never mind i say,(i usually put the bacon first),then egg on top then brown sauce,ok so im sat there watching the tennis dribbling at the thought of my bacon and egg buttie,ok leddy she says,comes in with a tray im waiting in anticipation,on the plate is 0ne slice of brown bread with egg on and one slice of bread with bacon on folded into sandwiches,hey ho you cant win,i smiled and OOOHHH alloy mac mac.

Yeah, She cracks me up too Woralak, having met her, I can just picture the scene in my head . brilliant. :lol:

She's just eager to please I guess.

I bet you just slapped the two together and wolfed it down. Man, I'm hungry,

the up & down thing with the germans I didnt know about. I think they do something similar with left and right, but that could be just the Germans I've met.

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Er in doors really cracks me up.

Today we had bocon/egg butties,iv'e shown her many times,today i said you make Darlin,ok no ploblem (great i can watch the tennis),15 mins passes,teelak you put bacon first or egg,never mind i say,(i usually put the bacon first),then egg on top then brown sauce,ok so im sat there watching the tennis dribbling at the thought of my bacon and egg buttie,ok leddy she says,comes in with a tray im waiting in anticipation,on the plate is 0ne slice of brown bread with egg on and one slice of bread with bacon on folded into sandwiches,hey ho you cant win,i smiled and OOOHHH alloy mac mac.

Yeah, She cracks me up too Woralak, having met her, I can just picture the scene in my head . brilliant. :lol:

She's just eager to please I guess.

I bet you just slapped the two together and wolfed it down. Man, I'm hungry,

the up & down thing with the germans I didnt know about. I think they do something similar with left and right, but that could be just the Germans I've met.

Yeah Jubbs dead right both together and down they went,SMASHIN.

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Hi woraphat, nice to see you posting here too :)

My husband does not know any bad words of Thai. He fall off the top of the ladder today. He knows all of the English bad words.laugh.gifshock1.gif

Hi Woraphat, welcome to Thai visa and compliments on your English. Though my wife can speak pretty good English , her written words are not so good.

It would be nice to get your opinion sometimes from a Thai point of view, on the different issues that come up on the forum.

:welcomeani:

Hello Dindong

We meet you and your wife at the front of Pam's house. You were on the bikes. Do you remember me?smile.gif

My English is Ok, some time I have to asked Kd about words. He help me some.

I just be the visitor on the forum, do not want to comment too much about Thai on here. It is the forum for the foreign. I like to read about this forum, It funny some time.biggrin.gif

I know about the lady forum on TV. But I do not know those lady. I do know some of the people on the CR forum. So that why I like this forum.

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the up & down thing with the germans I didnt know about. I think they do something similar with left and right, but that could be just the Germans I've met.

I reckon the German is winding him up about the lift thing. Up is 'ab' down is 'unter' and the Germans you know are maybe just the wrong way round? Left is 'links' right is 'rechts' :)

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The wife shared this story with me today.

Years ago, one of her friends left the nest and headed off to Pattaya to become a housewife. The girl had grown up here in CR and a lot of things in the big, new world were unknown to her.

She took to riding a bicycle around the neighborhood in her new hometown for sightseeing and shopping. One day, she saw some people making a movie. She had never seen anyone making a movie before but she had seen the Thai movies on television. Curious, she rode up and down, back and forth, watching the camera man and a few others who were there. She couldn't see any of the stars. She couldn't see any of the actors. But she persisted and kept riding up and down, back and forth, waiting for evidence of who was in the movie and what it may be about. She knew this would be big news back home in CR when she was able to tell the story.

After a long time, she decided to just ask the question and then she would know the answer. She asked the camera man what movie they were making. His reply: "We're not making a movie. This is not a movie camera. We are trying to survey here for a new road. Would you please take that bicycle and go somewhere else so I can see my guy at the other end?

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Before I first took my now wife to Aussie (25 years ago) I told her about all the Aussie animals and what she is expected to see. Her english was next to zero at that time. Anyway on our trip up north from Perth to my worksite in outback Mt Magnet a Kangaroo jumped across the road in front of my car and my darling said "Look a Crocodile". I had to stop the car as I was laughing so much. She couldnt work out why until I told her.

About 2 weeks later I was at work in the mess kitchen cooking breakfast for the workers and my darling run into the dining room and said "Outside there,s a big, a big, a big,(she couldnt remember the name)a big Chicken. We all went outside and there in the carpark was a Big EMU not a big Chicken. That was the talk of the town for quite a while.

There are many more which I will tell you at a later date.

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We'll never forget, when my teerak (later to become Mrs Ricardo) proudly announced to all and sundry that she was going on a trip "to the United Condom". :D:wub:

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I remember about 20years ago just after we got married in Thoeng. The wife was eager to please me, and asked what I would like to eat ? Now in them day english food was hard to come by, and I had been living on sticky rice and hot sauce with raw veg (as a side salad). But I had spotted cocktail sausages in a vacuum pack in the local market, so I said I'd love some sausage & french fries (she didn't under stand chips in them days). Nor did she understand sausage, the harder I tried to explain the more confused we both got. I said pig, she said moo, I said no not cow, pig. I started to grunt (like a pig) she said yes moo, I said no moo moo, honk honk P-I-G. After what seemed an eternity she led me outside and to her next door neighbours house, around the back she pointed and said moo. I followed her finger and low and behold a pig, I thought to my self then, I'm going to have trouble with this Thai lingo ??? Thankfully 20years on my wife speaks english but amusingly with a Welsh accent, and I know moo = pig.

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I was watching Animal planet with a Thai lady friend in the week, the documentary was about King Penguins. My friend asked me , " what do you call them " I said , Penguins, Oh she said ,nearly the same ,we call them Pinkwins ,hahahahha. She then said , not all animals we call the same, you call Zebra - Zebra, we call them Giraffe , I nearly died laughing so much . :D

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I was watching Animal planet with a Thai lady friend in the week, the documentary was about King Penguins. My friend asked me , " what do you call them " I said , Penguins, Oh she said ,nearly the same ,we call them Pinkwins ,hahahahha. She then said , not all animals we call the same, you call Zebra - Zebra, we call them Giraffe , I nearly died laughing so much . :D

Giraffe !? .... I'm dying laughing now :D ........... Hope its not true :ermm:

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