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has great fun screwing with me when she notices something I am doing, or have done, that brings one of them to her mind. I have doubts as to how seriously she takes any of them because she always has this little mischievous smile when she imparts this info to me.

Good thing you are not an aussie kandahar or that statement would take a lot of latitude. :rolleyes: boasting?

Latitude, my friend. Up to you............................rolleyes.gif

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has great fun screwing with me when she notices something I am doing, or have done, that brings one of them to her mind. I have doubts as to how seriously she takes any of them because she always has this little mischievous smile when she imparts this info to me.

Good thing you are not an aussie kandahar or that statement would take a lot of latitude. :rolleyes: boasting?

We still have a container of yours from the last potluck. Don't let me forget.

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has great fun screwing with me when she notices something I am doing, or have done, that brings one of them to her mind. I have doubts as to how seriously she takes any of them because she always has this little mischievous smile when she imparts this info to me.

Good thing you are not an aussie kandahar or that statement would take a lot of latitude. :rolleyes: boasting?

We still have a container of yours from the last potluck. Don't let me forget.

No problem. We will be in CR from the 23 to 26

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I'm looking at motorcycle helmets on a website right now. In the directions on how to determine YOUR helmet size before ordering, it say this:

(If the parents do not know their circumference, also requested the amount of what their parents Oh circumference measurement methods: the eyebrows along with a tape measure brain volume of this position a lap later perimeter, bowel all times, take average). (Remember the time of purchase, in a message where you need to write on the size of number)

Thats right. And it isn't even translated by Google. Obviously, it was translated by something, though.

I think it is really saying that since you already have your head in your ass (brain, position, bowel) , you don't need a helmet. I see a lot of that around here.biggrin.gif

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Thought I'd share this with you;

Went into the kitchen today,the missus was there,I said what are you doing.

She said::::: I protec eye so no prik come in eye when I pok pok.

I said::::::::::: Very good idea darlin.

Gotta be careful with prik (chilli),can be painful if they spit up when you're banging the cr_p out of em.

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Thought I'd share this with you;

Went into the kitchen today,the missus was there,I said what are you doing.

She said::::: I protec eye so no prik come in eye when I pok pok.

I said::::::::::: Very good idea darlin.

Gotta be careful with prik (chilli),can be painful if they spit up when you're banging the cr_p out of em.

biggrin.gif I know that lady ( good job) blink.gif

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They say theres a thin line between Genius and Insanity, or something like that :o

Never a Dull moment Hey Marra ! :D

Get out of my F$%ing Kitchen or I will Stick this where the Sun don't shine. B)

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They say theres a thin line between Genius and Insanity, or something like that :o

Never a Dull moment Hey Marra ! :D

Get out of my F$%ing Kitchen or I will Stick this where the Sun don't shine. B)

Ya see Jubbs some things do make me laugh,it's not all bad marra.:rolleyes:

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Thought I'd share this with you;

Went into the kitchen today,the missus was there,I said what are you doing.

She said::::: I protec eye so no prik come in eye when I pok pok.

I said::::::::::: Very good idea darlin.

Gotta be careful with prik (chilli),can be painful if they spit up when you're banging the cr_p out of em.

biggrin.gif I know that lady ( good job) blink.gif

Yes i know you know this lady and, you will se this lady on Monday when we pay you a visit.:rolleyes:

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Me: I'm going to walk to the 7-Eleven.

She: Do you know what to do if the earthquake comes?

Me: Yeah, I think I know.

She: You need to know. Don't run around and act crazy.

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Me: I'm going to walk to the 7-Eleven.

She: Do you know what to do if the earthquake comes?

Me: Yeah, I think I know.

She: You need to know. Don't run around and act crazy.

Hey, makes sense to me, Maybe you 'run around and act Crazy' often :D

Man, Its just so funny when you know the lady. I can just picture her mannerisms :D

Did she ever do any teaching ? B)

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Me: I'm going to walk to the 7-Eleven.

She: Do you know what to do if the earthquake comes?

Me: Yeah, I think I know.

She: You need to know. Don't run around and act crazy.

Hey, makes sense to me, Maybe you 'run around and act Crazy' often :D

Man, Its just so funny when you know the lady. I can just picture her mannerisms :D

Did she ever do any teaching ? B)

No teaching. Was a stock broker.

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I was about to sneak out to a karaoke bar with a pal

As we were about to leave the wife grabbed me and said ........

"I know exactly where you are going, and there is no way I am going to let you leave this house, until you have had a shower and put on a clean shirt"

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I was about to sneak out to a karaoke bar with a pal

As we were about to leave the wife grabbed me and said ........

"I know exactly where you are going, and there is no way I am going to let you leave this house, until you have had a shower and put on a clean shirt"

:D:lol:

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Had to get my picture taken for a renewal of my yearly extension of stay this week. The wife checked my old pic to make sure I wouldn't be wearing the same shirt for the photo in this new pic. I guess we don't want them to think I only have one shirt.

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