Aussie Joke

[the gentleman 0]

I am an Aussie, my pommy mate sent it to me - basket!

> Little Brucie was in his junior school class when the teacher

> asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All

> the typical answers came up:

> Fireman, policeman, salesman, politician. Brucie was being

> uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about

> his father.

> "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all

> his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's

> really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and

> let them shag him."

> The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some

> colouring and then took Little Brucie aside to ask him, "Is

> that really true about your father?"

> "No," said Brucie, "My father plays rugby for Australia, but

> I was just too embarrassed to say".

[dr_Pat_Pong 7]

Is your name Jonny Gentleman ?

[the gentleman 0]

No Dr, its wendell

[bronco 30]

you sure you not long white cloud person with joke like that ?

[dr_Pat_Pong 7]

He'll be at sexes and sivins now if he is Bronco

[bronco 30]

dont know about that doc remember they funushed thirrred behind us

[dr_Pat_Pong 7]

Didya tell hum Bronco ?

[the gentleman 0]

I think you both are both kiwis, wadaya reckon bro

[dr_Pat_Pong 7]

Real Diggers here son. Of a type that don't take the pee out of the fellow diggers

[bronco 30]

youve gotta do it every now and again it's un Australian not to take the piss out of one another

[dr_Pat_Pong 7]

Sorry Bronc....I wasn't thinking...must be Christmas. .

[falux 0]

you sure you not long white cloud person with joke like that ?

Eeerh, could somebody translate that for me please?

[the gentleman 0]

you sure you not long white cloud person with joke like that ?

Eeerh, could somebody translate that for me please?

New zealander, Kiwi, sheep shagger, 50% of Australias unemployment handout, 3rd placer, and friends!

[dr_Pat_Pong 7]

you sure you not long white cloud person with joke like that ?

Eeerh, could somebody translate that for me please?

long white cloud land = New Zealand....or if you come from there, it is usually pronounced Noo Zillin . Birds flying over NZ turn upside down because the place isn't worth crappin' on

[bronco 30]

cummon cuzzie bros

A proverb for translation from maori

He tangata ki tahi