the gentleman 0 Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 I am an Aussie, my pommy mate sent it to me - basket! > Little Brucie was in his junior school class when the teacher > asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All > the typical answers came up: > Fireman, policeman, salesman, politician. Brucie was being > uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about > his father. > "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all > his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's > really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and > let them shag him." > The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some > colouring and then took Little Brucie aside to ask him, "Is > that really true about your father?" > "No," said Brucie, "My father plays rugby for Australia, but > I was just too embarrassed to say". Link to post Share on other sites
dr_Pat_Pong 7 Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 Is your name Jonny Gentleman ? Link to post Share on other sites
the gentleman 0 Posted December 8, 2003 Author Share Posted December 8, 2003 No Dr, its wendell Link to post Share on other sites
bronco 30 Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 you sure you not long white cloud person with joke like that ? Link to post Share on other sites
dr_Pat_Pong 7 Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 He'll be at sexes and sivins now if he is Bronco Link to post Share on other sites
bronco 30 Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 dont know about that doc remember they funushed thirrred behind us Link to post Share on other sites
dr_Pat_Pong 7 Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Didya tell hum Bronco ? Link to post Share on other sites
the gentleman 0 Posted December 12, 2003 Author Share Posted December 12, 2003 I think you both are both kiwis, wadaya reckon bro Link to post Share on other sites
dr_Pat_Pong 7 Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Real Diggers here son. Of a type that don't take the pee out of the fellow diggers Link to post Share on other sites
bronco 30 Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 youve gotta do it every now and again it's un Australian not to take the piss out of one another Link to post Share on other sites
dr_Pat_Pong 7 Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Sorry Bronc....I wasn't thinking...must be Christmas. . Link to post Share on other sites
falux 0 Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 you sure you not long white cloud person with joke like that ? Eeerh, could somebody translate that for me please? Link to post Share on other sites
the gentleman 0 Posted December 13, 2003 Author Share Posted December 13, 2003 you sure you not long white cloud person with joke like that ? Eeerh, could somebody translate that for me please? New zealander, Kiwi, sheep shagger, 50% of Australias unemployment handout, 3rd placer, and friends! Link to post Share on other sites
dr_Pat_Pong 7 Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 you sure you not long white cloud person with joke like that ? Eeerh, could somebody translate that for me please? long white cloud land = New Zealand....or if you come from there, it is usually pronounced Noo Zillin . Birds flying over NZ turn upside down because the place isn't worth crappin' on Link to post Share on other sites
bronco 30 Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 cummon cuzzie bros A proverb for translation from maori He tangata ki tahi Link to post Share on other sites
maerim 1 Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 From what I have heard New Zealand is a bit like Wales in the U.K. Where men are men and the sheep are nervous. Link to post Share on other sites
dr_Pat_Pong 7 Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Does this account for the famous Welsh singing voices ? Organ practice ? . Link to post Share on other sites
bronco 30 Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 I think if the kiwis were better swimmers even the whales would be nervous. Link to post Share on other sites
Kan Win 2044 Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 I am an Aussie, my pommy mate sent it to me - basket!Little Brucie was in his junior school class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up: Fireman, policeman, salesman, politician. Brucie was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and let them shag him." The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring and then took Little Brucie aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Brucie, "My father plays rugby for Australia, but I was just too embarrassed to say". The Gent, You sure have guts to post this one, but then again, Joke Time, everyone, Please. LOL Thank you Link to post Share on other sites
dr_Pat_Pong 7 Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 He's a closet Kiwi . Link to post Share on other sites
the gentleman 0 Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 oh no hes not. Link to post Share on other sites
surin 6 Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 you sure you not long white cloud person with joke like that ? Hey!!>>>>No-one owns up to being a Kiwi. Link to post Share on other sites
Nat 1 Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 you sure you not long white cloud person with joke like that ? Hey!!>>>>No-one owns up to being a Kiwi. the only time they would was if they beat an aussie at sports (or anything else for that matter) Link to post Share on other sites
bronco 30 Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 They beat us at scams hands down. look at how they fcked up the Americas cup. remember Hayden Haitana fine cotton and many more to numerous to mention Link to post Share on other sites
dr_Pat_Pong 7 Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 They beat us at scams hands down.look at how they fcked up the Americas cup. remember Hayden Haitana fine cotton and many more to numerous to mention and Robby Waterhouse is a Kiwi too Bronco ? heheheheheh Link to post Share on other sites
bronco 30 Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 That would make him a kiwi in a suit occasionally doc Link to post Share on other sites
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