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I am an Aussie, my pommy mate sent it to me - basket!

> Little Brucie was in his junior school class when the teacher

> asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All

> the typical answers came up:

> Fireman, policeman, salesman, politician. Brucie was being

> uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about

> his father.

> "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all

> his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's

> really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and

> let them shag him."

> The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some

> colouring and then took Little Brucie aside to ask him, "Is

> that really true about your father?"

> "No," said Brucie, "My father plays rugby for Australia, but

> I was just too embarrassed to say".

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you sure you not long white cloud person with joke like that ? :o

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dont know about that doc remember they funushed thirrred behind us :o

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youve gotta do it every now and again it's un Australian not to take the piss out of one another :o

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you sure you not long white cloud person with joke like that ? :o

Eeerh, could somebody translate that for me please? :D

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you sure you not long white cloud person with joke like that ? :o

Eeerh, could somebody translate that for me please? :D

New zealander, Kiwi, sheep shagger, 50% of Australias unemployment handout, 3rd placer, and friends!

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you sure you not long white cloud person with joke like that ? :D

Eeerh, could somebody translate that for me please? B)

long white cloud land = New Zealand....or if you come from there, it is usually pronounced Noo Zillin . :o Birds flying over NZ turn upside down because the place isn't worth crappin' on B)

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cummon cuzzie bros

A proverb for translation from maori

He tangata ki tahi

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