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From what I have heard New Zealand is a bit like Wales in the U.K.

Where men are men and the sheep are nervous.

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I think if the kiwis were better swimmers even the whales would be nervous. :o

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I am an Aussie, my pommy mate sent it to me - basket!

Little Brucie was in his junior school class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up:

Fireman, policeman, salesman, politician. Brucie was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and let them shag him."

The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring and then took Little Brucie aside to ask him, "Is  that really true about your father?"

"No," said Brucie, "My father plays rugby for Australia, but I was just too embarrassed to say".

:oB):D

The Gent,

You sure have guts to post this one, but then again, Joke Time, everyone, Please. B)

LOL

Thank you

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you sure you not long white cloud person with joke like that ? :o

Hey!!>>>>No-one owns up to being a Kiwi.

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you sure you not long white cloud person with joke like that ? :o

Hey!!>>>>No-one owns up to being a Kiwi.

the only time they would was if they beat an aussie at sports (or anything else for that matter) :DB)

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They beat us at scams hands down.

look at how they fcked up the Americas cup.

remember Hayden Haitana fine cotton and many more to numerous to mention

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They beat us at scams hands down.

look at how they fcked up the Americas cup.

remember Hayden Haitana fine cotton and many more to numerous to mention

and Robby Waterhouse is a Kiwi too Bronco ? heheheheheh :o

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That would make him a kiwi in a suit occasionally doc :o

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