Axel Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Now here's an argument we can really get behind!! For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the final word on nutrition and health, and it's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies: 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans. 3. The Thais drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans. 4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans. 6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies, cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans. 7. The French drink redwine in commercial quantities and eat lots of cheese and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 Axel....you might get the Nobel Prize for Medicine ,( or is it the Noble Prize ....here's a clue to coronary disease... a difficult language is English...that's what screws 'em ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel Posted December 11, 2003 Author Share Posted December 11, 2003 How noble of you Dr. to nominate me for the Nobel. Btw, did you realize no Aussie included? Either too big or they don't speak English Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 Lord Florey Axel. Look it up........................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nat Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 Btw, did you realize no Aussie included? Either too big or they don't speak English actually we speak australian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 Well it is really Strine I heard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel Posted December 20, 2003 Author Share Posted December 20, 2003 Lord Florey Axel. Look it up........................... Am I late in replying? OK, Monday I was in Vietnam and it was my birthday... Nice fellow, after he discovered the use of penicillin he went to Oxford to teach them English Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 Lord Florey Axel. Look it up........................... Am I late in replying? OK, Monday I was in Vietnam and it was my birthday... Nice fellow, after he discovered the use of penicillin he went to Oxford to teach them English The penicillin cleared him up nicely too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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