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Apologies for this insolent request for help, but I am in great need of some advice.

So late last night I met this Thai girl in a bar. To prevent making things too common, let's call her "Lek". So this girl "Lek" is a real stunner, she is also well educated, in fact she's got six master's degrees in international behavior and a couple of more things. She's also the owner of Soi Cowboy and she speaks forty-eight languages fluently (more than the wiz-kids gardener!). So anyway, I post bail and on my way home I decide to make phone call only to discover my mobile phone has been stolen somewhere the same night. On Soi Ruam Rudee I find a phone booth and get to business. In the middle of the call I notice that the roof is showing signs of being manipulated in an awkward way, so I investigate the issue by bending down the roof with my hand and down drops a plastic bag filled with what I think is jaa-baa.

So, the girl is waiting outside, I find her hot as a sinner in church, and I decide not to be bothered by the jaa-baa and get to the real business, so to speak, and I did.

Now, eight months later I'm still hooked up to this gal and she's moved in to my condo. I go to see her folk's to strike a deal. So, it turns out the gal's got some baggage - the boy is 7 and the girl is 12. The old man tells me he wants 360.000 baht in sin sod and 10 baht gold or the deal's off.

Now, I have been around the block a few times so I won't be taken for a ride this easy. I went to check out the prices on gold and realized there are differences in price if you pay with credit card or in cash.

Now the question: Should I pay with the credit card to maintain a record of the purchase or should I pay cash to save the extra fee they add on top of the prize for the gold?

PLEASE.......if you're going to post a reply like "… I don't believe in this…" or something negative like that, kindly DON'T POST.

I want specific information about purchasing gold for my gal.

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If you wanted specific info, you should have asked a specific question, and should have left the rest out. Can you still edit??

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Humor is frowned upon.

:cheesy:

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If you wanted specific info, you should have asked a specific question, and should have left the rest out. Can you still edit??

I did ask a specific question. Can you read?

In case you cant I'll point you in the right direction: it's the line which reads "Now the question: Should I pay with the credit card to maintain a record of the purchase or should I pay cash to save the extra fee they add on top of the prize for the gold?"

M3rd3...

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If you wanted specific info, you should have asked a specific question, and should have left the rest out. Can you still edit??

I did ask a specific question. Can you read?

In case you cant I'll point you in the right direction: it's the line which reads "Now the question: Should I pay with the credit card to maintain a record of the purchase or should I pay cash to save the extra fee they add on top of the prize for the gold?"

M3rd3...

Travellers cheques?

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Humor is frowned upon.

:cheesy:

Pfffttt...now dont get snappy - next time address my question exactly as I've instructed or you'll have your posts deleted and then you'll recieve a PM with threats of being banned (not from ME, but....you know who!).

Control yourself!

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This girl and her family need to be treated with the utmost respect as befits their place in the local hierarchy.

Paying by cash will cause nothing but loss of face and make you look like a cheap charlie, paying by credit card is the way to go if you want her to love you too much.

Sounds like a keeper from a well respected family, doesnt have a sister you could introduce me to does she?

Best of luck, always good to hear of fellow memebers striking lucky when there are so many gold diggers around, enjoy your new live in Thong Lor.

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If you wanted specific info, you should have asked a specific question, and should have left the rest out. Can you still edit??

I did ask a specific question. Can you read?

In case you cant I'll point you in the right direction: it's the line which reads "Now the question: Should I pay with the credit card to maintain a record of the purchase or should I pay cash to save the extra fee they add on top of the prize for the gold?"

M3rd3...

Travellers cheques?

Answer the question, dont ask me another one!!!

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If you wanted specific info, you should have asked a specific question, and should have left the rest out. Can you still edit??

I did ask a specific question. Can you read?

In case you cant I'll point you in the right direction: it's the line which reads "Now the question: Should I pay with the credit card to maintain a record of the purchase or should I pay cash to save the extra fee they add on top of the prize for the gold?"

M3rd3...

Travellers cheques?

Answer the question, dont ask me another one!!!

Split it. 50/50. Then you've still got a record of something.

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Humor is frowned upon.

:cheesy:

Pfffttt...now dont get snappy - next time address my question exactly as I've instructed or you'll have your posts deleted and then you'll recieve a PM with threats of being banned (not from ME, but....you know who!).

Control yourself!

Where are the mods tonight?

On strike? :unsure:

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Humor is frowned upon.

:cheesy:

Pfffttt...now dont get snappy - next time address my question exactly as I've instructed or you'll have your posts deleted and then you'll recieve a PM with threats of being banned (not from ME, but....you know who!).

Control yourself!

Where are the mods tonight?

On strike? :unsure:

Busy deleting posts that doesn't actually answers the OP question.

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If you wanted specific info, you should have asked a specific question, and should have left the rest out. Can you still edit??

I did ask a specific question. Can you read?

In case you cant I'll point you in the right direction: it's the line which reads "Now the question: Should I pay with the credit card to maintain a record of the purchase or should I pay cash to save the extra fee they add on top of the prize for the gold?"

M3rd3...

Yes I can read, and did read that you supplied too much information which leaves you open to a lot of clutter /sin sod discussion /dump her/ she has got kids already so you don't need to pay/ and a lot more.

You only should have asked the relevant question, that is what I was getting at. The results are showing already, good luck with it.

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If you wanted specific info, you should have asked a specific question, and should have left the rest out. Can you still edit??

I did ask a specific question. Can you read?

In case you cant I'll point you in the right direction: it's the line which reads "Now the question: Should I pay with the credit card to maintain a record of the purchase or should I pay cash to save the extra fee they add on top of the prize for the gold?"

M3rd3...

Yes I can read, and did read that you supplied too much information which leaves you open to a lot of clutter /sin sod discussion /dump her/ she has got kids already so you don't need to pay/ and a lot more.

You only should have asked the relevant question, that is what I was getting at. The results are showing already, good luck with it.

Are you taking all this seriously? I mean seriously.

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