News_Editor Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Zimbabwean man accused of bestiality says prostitute transformed into donkey 2011-10-26 17:28:43 GMT+7 (ICT) ZVISHAVANE, ZIMBABWE (BNO NEWS) -- A Zimbabwean court heard a bizarre excuse on Monday when a man accused of bestiality claimed he had hired a prostitute who transformed into a donkey overnight, local media reported on Wednesday. Sunday Moyo, 28, was arrested at around 4 a.m. local time on Sunday when officers on a routine patrol found him performing a sex act on a donkey in his yard in Zvishavane, a town in Midlands Province. The animal was lying on the ground and had been tied by the neck to a tree, according to the ZimEye news portal. Moyo appeared in court on Monday but claimed he had no idea he was performing a sex act on a donkey. "Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested," he said, as quoted by ZimEye. "I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don't know how she then became a donkey," Moyo claimed, adding that he is now 'seriously in love' with the animal. The court ordered Moyo to be examined by two government psychiatrists and remanded him in custody until Thursday on a charge of bestiality. Both bestiality and prostitution are illegal in Zimbabwe. -- © BNO News All rights reserved 2011-10-26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exsexyman Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 This surely must win the award for headline of the year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 I doubt he was the one. He, however, might be the one who got it from monkeys and will now be giving it to donkeys. So how much did he pay the prostitute? A bag of oats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuckarooBanzai Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 http://www.capitalfm.co.ke/news/2011/10/zimbabwean-man-claims-prostitute-turned-to-donkey/ The donkey looks familiar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRed Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Thankfully for him he was not homosexual,have heard them donkeys have big dongers he could have been seriously hurt into the bargain ($20) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chooka Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Can Thai bargirls transform themselves into anything I want? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geriatrickid Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 I doubt he was the one. He, however, might be the one who got it from monkeys and will now be giving it to donkeys. So much did he pay the prostitute? A bag of oats! Please note that the transmission if the original simian variant is hypothesized to have occurred due to the eating of "bush meat", i.e. the consumption of infected primates. Sexual relations with a monkey would not have been the likely vector. In any case, the stroy isn't so wild as farangs become buffalo after awhile in Thailand...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crusader79 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Always go for the $50 hooker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWalkingMan Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Hee-Haw! Hee-Haw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chinook Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 could be the beginning of a stable relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Did you hear the one about the guy from zimbabe that didn't know the differnce between a donkey and a prostitute? He became president. I know, not very fair to the donkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintofsilence Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 He should have said he thought it was a camel much more believable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DP25 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Can Thai bargirls transform themselves into anything I want? They sometimes transform in to men once you sober up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanJim Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 This is the first news story in as long as i can remember that has made me laugh out loud, and then continue to giggle. Thanks for posting this, it has brightened up an otherwise dull and dreary day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davehowden Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 Great story, hope he got his money back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerryk Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Shouldn't this be moved to the Pattaya forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 I doubt he was the one. He, however, might be the one who got it from monkeys and will now be giving it to donkeys. So much did he pay the prostitute? A bag of oats! Please note that the transmission if the original simian variant is hypothesized to have occurred due to the eating of "bush meat", i.e. the consumption of infected primates. Sexual relations with a monkey would not have been the likely vector. In any case, the stroy isn't so wild as farangs become buffalo after awhile in Thailand...... Thanks GK, I do know a little about the issue. I have no idea how you could hold a monkey down anyway--you'd have to use Rophynol then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maidu Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 restitution: 500 carrots to the donkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerryk Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 This is the perfect example and it is the only real example I have ever read that I have believed on Thai Vias, MY GIRLFRIEND IS DIFFERENT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zorro1 Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Shouldn't this be moved to the Pattaya forum. LOL Im following the story closely ,there could be some good $$ to be made bringing that duet to Pattaya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 The rumor is that they are both a couple of asses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 So how much did he pay the prostitute? A bag of oats! Nah, just a couple of nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
softgeorge Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 My ex is an old cow, doe's that make me guilty too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfokevin Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Hee-Haw! Hee-Haw! I beileve in Zimbabwe "Hee-Haw" roughly translate into "U very sexy man"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Credo Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 They will need a translator when the donkey testifies, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 What assinine behavior! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litlos Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Reminds me of the drunk Thai guy a few years ago who got busted with a female dog. Claimed it gave him a sexy look and then slipped into the bush in an inviting manner from memory. I remember rolling around laughing and then my friends in Oz starting sending emails asking if it was me. Have been with a few woofers over the years, but no actual canines. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SantiSuk Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 I suspect that the lady warned him that she only did short time: "you don't want to see what I'm like in the mornings" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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