Kan Win Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 For all the golfers out there! To celebrate 50 years of marriage, a couple booked a weekend at St. Andrews. On the 3rd tee, the husband said, "Darling, I have to confess something. Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope that you can forgive me." His wife was hurt but said, "Dearest, those days are long gone. What we have now is far more valuable. I forgive you." They embraced and kissed. On the 17th tee the wife said to her husband, "Darling, since we're being honest with each other, I have something to tell you. Fifty-two years ago I had a sex change operation, I was a man before we met." The husband threw a fit! He cursed, threw his driver away, broke the rest of his clubs one by one, tore at his clothes, screamed and ranted, "You liar, you despicable cheat! How could you? I trusted you, and you have been playing from the ladies' tee all these years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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