penzman Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 The doctor walks in and this patient says ''Doc, if i touch myself on the leg...it hurts! If i touch my ribs, it hurts When i touch my chin ...it hurts... ###### wherever i touch myself it just dang hurts.....'' The doc has x-rays taken from head to toe, comes back 3 hours later... ''So doc? Is it bad?'' Doc says ''mmm... broken finger'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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