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"furious Masturbators" Flash Phuket Expat Motorist In Midday Moment Of Madness


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May be they were furious because they couldnt open the can, the other hand being so busy and all, so they they just threw the can away in frustration (that was soon to be released).

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At that point I turned away ...

Given her detailed account she must have slowed < 20 kmh and doubled back at least once. It certainly seemed to hold her undivided attention for a considerable amount of time before she reached the point at which she turned away.

For some reason I thought of Woody Allen:

There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.
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....one would think that someone behaving in such a manner, with total disregard, is capable of doing anything...

...thus, one would think the police should race to apprehend them....

(...were Westerners arrested for having sex at a secluded beach........but masturbating at the side of a busy road....is okay???)

....never mind the obvious danger to anyone, especially women or minors, that might happen by.....

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At that point I turned away ...

Given her detailed account she must have slowed < 20 kmh and doubled back at least once. It certainly seemed to hold her undivided attention for a considerable amount of time before she reached the point at which she turned away.

For some reason I thought of Woody Allen:

There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.

i was coming up a hill slowly, thanks. you obviously do not know the locale. and i didn't double back, so keep your assumptions to yourself.

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This report seems to make inappropriate light of this serious crime.

I mean, the security guards reaction...

“He laughed, but then quickly apologized when he saw how upset I was. He told me to go to the police station to report the incident” cheesy.gif

And the police's reaction...

“We are not looking for these people since it is not a big crime, but if we do catch these men then they will be charged with public obscenity and fined between 500 and 1,000 baht” cheesy.gif

But seriously...

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Possibly a couple of Thai politicians who were furious and wanted a mass debate and something was lost in the translation.

In the US members of Congress are becoming too dignified and high tech savvy to simply expose themselves by the roadside. They're using Twitter. The appropriately named Anthony Weiner being a case in point.

The Anthony Weiner sexting scandal, also dubbed Weinergate,began when Democratic U.S. Congressman Anthony Weiner used the social media website Twitter to send a link to a sexually suggestive pictureto a 21-year-old Washington woman.

... or they hang out in a Minnesota airport men's room, entertaining a more select audience.

On August 27, 2007, the Capitol Hill newspaper Roll Call revealed that [Larry] Craig had been arrested for lewd conduct in the men's restroom at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport on June 11, 2007, and entered a guilty plea to a lesser charge of disorderly conduct...
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As Dept. PM Pol. Captain Chalerm is in his last three weeks solving the 'Mafia' problem in Phuket, might he find the time to look into this affront to decency?

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So I bet you she makes sure she follows the same route and keeps an eye out for them so she can get a better look at them next time around.

Yes they sound very dangerous, I wonder what the range is on those spitting vipers. crazy.gif

Just looking at your avatar....did you spank the monkey today? tongue.png

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This report seems to make inappropriate light of this serious crime.

I mean, the security guards reaction...

“He laughed, but then quickly apologized when he saw how upset I was. He told me to go to the police station to report the incident” cheesy.gif

And the police's reaction...

“We are not looking for these people since it is not a big crime, but if we do catch these men then they will be charged with public obscenity and fined between 500 and 1,000 baht” cheesy.gif

But seriously...

A serious crime? Please tell me you're not serious. No has to look at them. It's not like you're being strapped to a chair with you're eyes held op Clockwork Orange style. They guys were rude, and inconsiderate of people feelings, but in no way dangerous. Ok, they might cause a traffic accident, but that's about it. Nudity alone never hurt anyone.

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