rbrooks Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 This should be on tourist advertisements for Thailand, Beware of what is behind the smile in the LOS it could be the Serial Masturbator! This article is just too stupid not too comment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acemaker Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 If they want a serial Masturbator the Police can just arrest the first single man they come across hahaha, right on Speak for yourself, what a Tossa ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chutai Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 (edited) To translate porridge (my preferred serial) it comes out as <Thai script removed> (jóhk). Reckon that the bloke's a serial johker then. Edited October 4, 2012 by metisdead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sendbaht Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Next time he asks for Mayonnaise on his fried fish they better listen!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shot Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 “We have caught a few people, parked along the bypass road, who were masturbating in their vehicles, but none of them were the man we are looking for,” he added. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirchai Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 My gf had an Asian guy masturbate in front of her at Kata beach a couple years ago. Did she like what she saw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie61 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Good reason to employ a couple of katoyes !! They would take care og him, so i am sure he not come back ! It just shows how the standard of services in Phuket has deteriorated. The TAT should train more professionals.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumply Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 No harm done presumably so what's the fuss? He looks a nice boy anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoneyboy Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Apparently they've found him and the BIB have requested that the victims come to the station to pick the offender from the line up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sensei Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 “We have caught a few people, parked along the bypass road, who were masturbating in their vehicles, but none of them were the man we are looking for,” I can smell a crackdown coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsetBkk Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 My gf had an Asian guy masturbate in front of her at Kata beach a couple years ago. Did she like what she saw? I hope so. Took me quite an effort as she wasn't too attractive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tawonsri Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Jeezz, what a big problem indeed ... ... Thailand, the hub of serial masturbators !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherfluffybottom Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Haha the mans a legend..Taking Danger wanking to a new level! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asiawatcher Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 It's all been said. A flasher batting off. In the LOS (land of sex), hardly a story, more just fun reading all the clever quips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Apparently they've found him and the BIB have requested that the victims come to the station to pick the offender from the line up. Just wondering how this works. Does everyone in the line-up have to stand holding their peckers? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joboss Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Ah, Thailand: no sooner do they catch the knicker snatcher than along comes the serial masturbator. I demand a crackdown! I'm reading this story and comments and cracking up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sawadeeken Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 I wonder when they catch him if they will fine him (and how much?) or just spank him and let him off with a warning............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazykopite Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Now I understand why, when I mention Phuket the normal answer is " Bunch of wanke_rs " !!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dapsolapsalai Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 "after he exposed himself and masturbated in front of them four times in three days" hardly serial territory, mosty TV members could beat that record, including myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueExpat Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Sounds like a great Internet nic. Masturbation Man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lannatyne Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Can't believe we've got nearly to the end of page 2, and nobody's posted to hope that this story has a happy ending. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schlanbusch Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Show me yours, and I show you mine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 My gf had an Asian guy masturbate in front of her at Kata beach a couple years ago. That's very bad manners. "Ladies first" is the proper etiquette. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rakman Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 (edited) “We have caught a few people, parked along the bypass road, who were masturbating in their vehicles, but none of them were the man we are looking for,” he added. Is this whole story a joke? Must be: Police have scoured Phuket Town nightclub car parks, but have come up empty-handed... Nice to have clean car parks.. Edited October 4, 2012 by rakman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unanimosity Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Police On The Hunt For wanke_r In Phuket! ,... shouldn't be a very difficult character to track down! Lady comes into the precinct with a criminal complaint and license plate number but nobody will accept the complaint (after looking at the tea money rate sheet?) and the response now indicates that it is okay to do this out at the bypass. Why does it take two weeks or whatever to find the owner of the license plate? FLASH! This just in...there is a movement at hand to change the name from Phuket to Jhaket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizardtongue Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 “Perhaps there was a misunderstanding. Police will investigate this How on earth can there be a 'misunderstanding'? either the guy was having one off the wrist or not? Next thing there will be misunderstandings in rape cases! "Oh I was walking along with my dick hanging out and I tripped and fell on the lady and my dick went in her, it's just a misunderstanding!!!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatherfluffybottom Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 My gf had an Asian guy masturbate in front of her at Kata beach a couple years ago. She should take it as a compliment, she must be very beautiful :-) !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardiff1963 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Phuket. Hub of wank*ers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dayverne Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 I recollect that Dick Turpin was probably the most famous highwayman. Anyway, you've got to "hand" it to him. Surely the girls will get very upset with all this serial DIY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprq Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Apparently they've found him and the BIB have requested that the victims come to the station to pick the offender from the line up. What will they be expected to recognise? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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