sprq Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Given the old saying, it takes a w*nker to catch a w*nker, the Phuket police should soon have their man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanlic Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 (edited) You guys should grow up and take this seriously. This character is a real tosser and the police have asked if he cums your way please collect all the evidence you can and take it to your nearest police staion. Edited October 4, 2012 by Tanlic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_canada42 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 .................. a master Debater wow............... should fit good on this website....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catweazle Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 (edited) Police have scoured Phuket Town nightclub car parks, but have come up empty-handed... Just imagine what they could have "on" their hands if they would have found some "evidence" Edited October 4, 2012 by catweazle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catweazle Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Given the old saying, it takes a w*nker to catch a w*nker, the Phuket police should soon have their man. Spot on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catweazle Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 My gf had an Asian guy masturbate in front of her at Kata beach a couple years ago. I had an asian girl masturbating in front of me two days ago - I was shocked to say the least... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE JAYS Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 The report said it was a Thai man. That being the case, I'm sure he didn't have his hands full. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moskito Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 (edited) A serial killer is someone killing many persons, A serial Robber is someone robbing many places Is a serial masturbator someone who masturbate many people? this is absolutely NOT FUNNY when I read the post I thought they are talking about 90 percent of all normal male anyway, we should all hope they will not catch him empty handed Edited October 4, 2012 by moskito Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catweazle Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 (edited) A serial killer is someone killing many persons, A serial Robber is someone robbing many places Is a serial masturbator someone who masturbate many people? No, I think they messed up the spelling - It's cereal masturbator, someone who likes to masturbate into his morning cereal... usually on mornings after the nearby 7Elevens ran out of yoghurt Sorry, I just can't help it - this topic is so refreshingly funny after all those slayings, rapes, stabbings and muggings... LG - life is good! Edited October 4, 2012 by catweazle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greer Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 They have his car number plate - how hard can it be?... Sorry. I will rephrase that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greer Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 You guys should grow up and take this seriously. This character is a real tosser and the police have asked if he cums your way please collect all the evidence you can and take it to your nearest police staion. .........ew....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oshoshitzu Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 If they want a serial Masturbator the Police can just arrest the first single man they come across Or a married man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmushr00m Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 The dude must really get off on danger. Pulling a wank to a bunch of women with easy access to knives!!!! BTW, is the photo supposed to show his handywork??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MahaYellow Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Master Bater is the one they are after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealisticRon Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 What sort of nob would do such a thing in public? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radiochaser Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 (edited) A serial killer is someone killing many persons, A serial Robber is someone robbing many places Is a serial masturbator someone who masturbate many people? No, I think they messed up the spelling - It's cereal masturbator, someone who likes to masturbate into his morning cereal... usually on mornings after the nearby 7Elevens ran out of yoghurt Sorry, I just can't help it - this topic is so refreshingly funny after all those slayings, rapes, stabbings and muggings... LG - life is good! OK Mister catweazle, you owe me a bowl of corn flakes. I had to throw mine away after reading your post!!! Edited October 4, 2012 by radiochaser 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfbandung Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 This isn't satire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaucho Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 this has gone far enough everyone should just get a grip on themselves ...er i dont mean literally 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangman Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 the police are slacking.. they need to get on the ball and harden up these women need to each take hold of a baton and if he shows his head around there again they need to beat him off together 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 This case isn't heading for a happy ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TallGuyJohninBKK Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 The authorities searching for this guy, according to the OP photo caption, have COME up EMPTY HANDED??? Really? Some caption writer out there is quite a joker.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Semper Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 “We have caught a few people, parked along the bypass road, who were masturbating in their vehicles, but none of them were the man we are looking for,” Phuket Town, a new hub? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MILT Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Sitting on a park bench Eyeing little girls with bad intent Hey Aqualung Jethro Tull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirchai Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Serial Masturbator or Serial Exhibitionist? Most men do it.......but also girls.....meant the self satisfying part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonawatchee Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 He could have easily vanished in a Master's Bait & Tackle shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theajarn Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Too many funny things I can think of in the story... like how that girl's mom jumped into the guy's car and drove away... ...oh wait... that's just hilariously SH_TTY reporting!!! Ok ok... how about this... they came up... EMPTY HANDED... hurrr hurrr... get it?? Too many people watching Gangnam STyle videos... Looks like we have a replacement for planking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chads Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 What else can I say but "Serial Masturbator"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sportsman69 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 (edited) Maybe the just announced PGTV on Prime time UBC can get a hand around this and give some real live coverage. http://www.thaivisa....bctrue-visions/ Was that a PGTV van I saw parked on the bypass ? edit; yes this post is as ridiculous as the thread itself. With over 11,500 views in 18 hrs at least it proves that anything connected with sex is a top seller ( google wise ) Edited October 5, 2012 by sportsman69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Maybe the just announced PGTV on Prime time UBC can get a hand around this and give some real live coverage. Maybe that was Lin Ping, craving for attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theajarn Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 (edited) What sort of nob would do such a thing in public? Apparently someone who can get away with it... or rather get off with it... Edited October 5, 2012 by theajarn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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