Nignoy Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 A recent survey, proved that 80% of the males in Liverpool had sex in the shower, the remaining 20% have not been in Prison yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrus Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 A recent survey, proved that 80% of the males in Liverpool had sex in the shower, the remaining 20% have not been in Prison yet Yet....., My arse,.... redrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 A recent survey, proved that 80% of the males in Liverpool had sex in the shower, the remaining 20% have not been in Prison yet I have to say, I don't like these stereotypes, living in Liverpool as I do... But the punchline was unexpected and funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh101 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 What do you call a Scouser in a suit ?? The accused ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa28 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I work near both of those suburbs......it might not be too far from the truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I work near both of those suburbs......it might not be too far from the truth Hi Lisa 28, eh? how could you work near both of those suburbs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khutan Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 (edited) I work near both of those suburbs......it might not be too far from the truth Hi Lisa 28, eh? how could you work near both of those suburbs? Or she works at two locations ? I have on a number of occasions had an "Official" office and a Work Location. I could have said I worked near Bristol and London A true statement, none the less. She could also work in between, and shop/lunch in different places on alternate days, a possibility maybe Fairfield, Cabramatta Canley Vale. Smithfield at an outside guess. From Memory some days were better In Parra than others. They are nearby both, but as its so long since I have been to Australia, they may have moved the suburbs. I used to enjoy driving from the "Leafy, garden like" Northern Suburbs to the Markets in Cabramatta, go with the wife and buy the Nam-Prik and some Moo Grob. Sad thing was it was generally eaten in the car on the way back. This was of course followed by the stomach cramps and all that. I hope they have fixed the Car Park at Cabramatta, it was shocking to get there on a Saturday Afternoon to pop into the Thai Shops there. Edited February 2, 2006 by Khutan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I'm sure the Liverpool in question is the one in the UK!?! (Where I currently live) Or am I missing something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baan_yangyai Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Don't knock the Scousers! They are the salt-of-the-earth! Great place, great people, great pride! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Don't knock the Scousers! They are the salt-of-the-earth! Great place, great people, great pride! Hear, hear. The best people in the world... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nignoy Posted February 2, 2006 Author Share Posted February 2, 2006 Don't knock the Scousers! They are the salt-of-the-earth! Great place, great people, great pride! That is also what the warders in Walton and Risley used to tell me Nignoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rj 81 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 What do you call a Scouser in a suit ??The accused ! Have you been in a time machine or something? I knew that joke in primary school! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa28 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Hi Lisa 28, eh? how could you work near both of those suburbs? I work at one location which is between the two but closer to Liverpool.... I thought the OP was referring to two South Western Sydney Suburbs. She could also work in between, and shop/lunch in different places on alternate days, a possibility maybe Fairfield, Cabramatta Canley Vale. Smithfield at an outside guess. From Memory some days were better In Parra than others. Good guess, Khutan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khutan Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 <snip>Good guess, Khutan Thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phazey Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 >>>Or she works at two locations ? I have on a number of occasions had an "Official" office and a Work Location. I could have said I worked near Bristol and London A true statement, none the less. That sounds sneekingly like Swindon to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted February 3, 2006 Share Posted February 3, 2006 I'm sure the Liverpool in question is the one in the UK!?! (Where I currently live)Or am I missing something? Yep, you're missing Parramatta I grew up in Smithfield - between Liverpool and Parramatta. But don't hold that against me In fact, last time I visited that area I could barely recognise my childhood stamping grounds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 I'm sure the Liverpool in question is the one in the UK!?! (Where I currently live) Or am I missing something? Yep, you're missing Parramatta I grew up in Smithfield - between Liverpool and Parramatta. But don't hold that against me In fact, last time I visited that area I could barely recognise my childhood stamping grounds No I wasn't missing anything, I knew there was a Parramatta in Oz. However, I'm sure the Liverpool in question is the one in the UK! Unless of course, the Liverpool in Oz is subject to the same stereotypes??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banchang Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 If you hold a shell suite to your ear you can hear liverpool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 If you hold a shell suite to your ear you can hear liverpool See what I mean about the stereotypes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 What do you call a Scouser in a suit ?? The accused ! Have you been in a time machine or something? I knew that joke in primary school! So.................................it's last years joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 I'm sure the Liverpool in question is the one in the UK!?! (Where I currently live) Or am I missing something? Yep, you're missing Parramatta I grew up in Smithfield - between Liverpool and Parramatta. But don't hold that against me In fact, last time I visited that area I could barely recognise my childhood stamping grounds No I wasn't missing anything, I knew there was a Parramatta in Oz. However, I'm sure the Liverpool in question is the one in the UK! Unless of course, the Liverpool in Oz is subject to the same stereotypes??? SUEGHA..... if the joke is between Parramatta & Liverpool - (BIG HUG!!!!!!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Don't knock the Scousers! They are the salt-of-the-earth! Great place, great people, great pride! Aww Shucks ....You're only saying that coz it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 Doh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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