tuky Posted February 6, 2004 Share Posted February 6, 2004 A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes!. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She Tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest t!ts. Men are like that, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nat Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 he married the one with the biggest t!ts. Nice to know I won't have any problems then Always wondered why men found it difficult to make eye contact......then realised breasts don't have eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IT Manager Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 It's obvious you haven't met Leonah. Her tits look everywhere. Every time I look at them, they are staring right back at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELVIS Posted February 8, 2004 Share Posted February 8, 2004 I hope for him,it wasn'the first one !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nat Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 Every time I look at them, they are staring right back at me. Must be quite blinding when the high beams are on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluecat Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 Then, he married the one with the biggest t!ts. Men are like that, you know. Yes, very right, you have to focus on what is important in a woman. And the tits are the thing. Ask Eric1000,... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IT Manager Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 Poor Eric is unlikely to ever live down his ocean-side tryst with the Katoey of his dreams. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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