Thomas_Merton Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 One of our more illustrious members has the following sig: Taoism: shit happens Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us? Atheism: I don't believe this shit I have found a few additions: Communism: If shit happens to me, it happens to you too. Libertarianism: If shit happens, blame the government. Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit. Are there any more? Here's one of my own: Thaivisaism: George never shits. Thread deleted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai Dee Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Thaivisaism: George never shits. Thread deleted. Good one TM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Mee Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Tornadoism/Gentism: If you don't agree with my conspiracy theories I'll stomp you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Tornadoism/Gentism: If you don't agree with my conspiracy theories I'll stomp you! Boon Meeism - I must make everyone listen to American politics shit totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 totstism....................shit is that the time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 totstism....................shit is that the time? Actually its totsterswifeism Yorkism - shit.. what am I doing on the floor again 3 totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas_Merton Posted February 22, 2006 Author Share Posted February 22, 2006 Thomas Mertonism: Are you insinuating that I am tolerating such diabolical insolence from a little piece of animosity such as you? If so, I presume that your presumptions are precisely incorrect and that your diabolical system is insufficient to comprehend my meaning. If it weren't for the discomfiture of removing my velvet glove from my lily-white hand, I'd slap you across the face with this five-pound note. Come, Fido! - sort of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Klownizm: If I don´t make you laugh, you can buy me a drink... Get one for yourself, clink-clink, Cheers! Maybe when you´re drunk enough, or I, shall we laugh with tears, rolling from our eyes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampard10 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Klownizm: If I don´t make you laugh, you can buy me a drink... Get one for yourself, clink-clink, Cheers! Maybe when you´re drunk enough, or I, shall we laugh with tears, rolling from our eyes.... Sorry..............................no go. The word 'shit' did not appear in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayenram Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Yorkism - shit.. what am I doing on the floor again 3 Toasterism - bugger me, i've shit the bed again! Changoverism - ohhhhhh, shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai Dee Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Toasterism - bugger me, i've shit the bed again! You mean "tortsterism"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Toasterism - bugger me, i've shit the bed again! You mean "tortsterism"? Anyway... thats not true... i've never had the brown stuff in the bed ! totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markuk Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Tornadoism/Gentism: If you don't agree with my conspiracy theories I'll stomp you! Boon Meeism - I must make everyone listen to American politics shit totster how do you get away with that avatar? everyone i choose gets deleted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleyboy Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 (edited) Tornadoism/Gentism: If you don't agree with my conspiracy theories I'll stomp you! Boonmeeism- if your not a left wing, gay loving, feminazi hippy then your not worth shit Edited February 24, 2006 by daleyboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas_Merton Posted February 24, 2006 Author Share Posted February 24, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuky Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Tornadoism/Gentism: If you don't agree with my conspiracy theories I'll stomp you! Boon Meeism - I must make everyone listen to American politics shit totster how do you get away with that avatar? everyone i choose gets deleted! Two girls kissing? that's the sh1t!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Thaksism: I shit on your face and you can't do shit about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Thaksism: I shit on your face and you can't do shit about it Yet it seems like the shit they did do has paid off ! totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonik Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 jonikism - it's all in your head ,so <deleted>#king keep it there..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Mee Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Tornadoism/Gentism: If you don't agree with my conspiracy theories I'll stomp you! Boonmeeism- if your not a left wing, gay loving, feminazi hippy then your not worth shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumonster Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Rationalism - I shit , therefore I am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kan Win Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 (edited) Trollism = Post Sh*t all the time. Moderatorism = Just bands these Sh*t-Heads. Bannedism = Sh*t I Kan not post any more Bull-Sh*t... Kan Winism full of IT. Thomas_Merton welcome back to the same sh*t, but different day, on ThaiVisaDotCom. Could not welcome you before as I am on the road so to squeek. Nice to see you posting the same sssssssssssssssssssssssssss...........................LOL Edited February 27, 2006 by Kan Win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bino Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 Atheism - I don't believe this shit. Deja vu- this shit happened before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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