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One of our more illustrious members has the following sig:

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

I have found a few additions:

Communism: If shit happens to me, it happens to you too.

Libertarianism: If shit happens, blame the government.

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.

Are there any more?

Here's one of my own:

Thaivisaism: George never shits. Thread deleted.

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Thomas Mertonism: Are you insinuating that I am tolerating such diabolical insolence from a little piece of animosity such as you? If so, I presume that your presumptions are precisely incorrect and that your diabolical system is insufficient to comprehend my meaning. If it weren't for the discomfiture of removing my velvet glove from my lily-white hand, I'd slap you across the face with this five-pound note. Come, Fido! - sort of shit.

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Klownizm:

If I don´t make you laugh,

you can buy me a drink...

Get one for yourself, clink-clink, Cheers!

Maybe when you´re drunk enough, or I,

shall we laugh with tears,

rolling from our eyes....

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Klownizm:

If I don´t make you laugh,

you can buy me a drink...

Get one for yourself, clink-clink, Cheers!

Maybe when you´re drunk enough, or I,

shall we laugh with tears,

rolling from our eyes....

Sorry..............................no go. The word 'shit' did not appear in it :o

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Tornadoism/Gentism: If you don't agree with my conspiracy theories I'll stomp you! :D

Boon Meeism - I must make everyone listen to American politics shit :o

totster :D

how do you get away with that avatar? everyone i choose gets deleted!

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Tornadoism/Gentism: If you don't agree with my conspiracy theories I'll stomp you! :D

Boon Meeism - I must make everyone listen to American politics shit :o

totster :D

how do you get away with that avatar? everyone i choose gets deleted!

Two girls kissing? that's the sh1t!!!

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:D:D:burp:

Trollism = Post Sh*t all the time. :D

Moderatorism = Just bands these Sh*t-Heads. :o

Bannedism = Sh*t I Kan not post any more Bull-Sh*t... :D

Kan Winism full of IT. :D

Thomas_Merton welcome back to the same sh*t, but different day, on ThaiVisaDotCom. Could not welcome you before as I am on the road so to squeek. :D Nice to see you :D posting the same sssssssssssssssssssssssssss...........................LOL

:D

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