jtb Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet." "Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee". So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you can imagine!! "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree". "Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don' forget". "Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell of bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree". And with that...Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath. "Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree" "Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees eet?" "Pepe...ees not a bacon tree.... Ees..... Ees..... Ees..... Ees, a Ham Bush" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 What a fantastic groaner... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daleyboy Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rj 81 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 (edited) Ancient Edited February 24, 2006 by Rj 81 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Ancient Is it? I have never heard it before! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rj 81 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Ancient Is it? I have never heard it before! Yep, along with "what do mexicans put under there carpets? "underlay underlay!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Ancient Is it? I have never heard it before! Yep, along with "what do mexicans put under there carpets? "underlay underlay!" This is also funny... But is it that ancient? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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