taxi99 Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 A bloke walked up to a hooker and asked how much she charged for a hand job. "$100," she replied. "######," said the bloke. "That's a bit rich isn't it?" "See that Porsche parked over there?" she said. "I own it because I give the best hand jobs in town." The bloke thought that this was OK and agreed to the fee. The hand job went on for hours. the bloke loved it so much that he asked how much she charged for a head job. "$250," she replied. "######!" sighed the bloke. "That's a bit rich isn't it?" "See that block of units behind the Porsche?" said the whore. "I paid for that with cash because I give the best head jobs in town." "Crikey," said the bloke. "I'll give that a go." When the pro finished the best head job the bloke had ever had, he asked her how much for the real thing. "See that factory behind the block of units?" she asked. "Yeah," replied the bloke. "Well," she sighed, "That'd be mine if I had a pussy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the gentleman Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 A bloke walked up to a hooker and asked how much she charged for a hand job. "$100," she replied. "######," said the bloke. "That's a bit rich isn't it?" "See that Porsche parked over there?" she said. "I own it because I give the best hand jobs in town." The bloke thought that this was OK and agreed to the fee. The hand job went on for hours. the bloke loved it so much that he asked how much she charged for a head job. "$250," she replied. "######!" sighed the bloke. "That's a bit rich isn't it?" "See that block of units behind the Porsche?" said the whore. "I paid for that with cash because I give the best head jobs in town." "Crikey," said the bloke. "I'll give that a go." When the pro finished the best head job the bloke had ever had, he asked her how much for the real thing. "See that factory behind the block of units?" she asked. "Yeah," replied the bloke. "Well," she sighed, "That'd be mine if I had a pussy!" Brilliant - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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taxi99 Posted February 12, 2004 Author Share Posted February 12, 2004 Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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