Road_Runner Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 Humours SMS And Jokes Will try and add as frequently as possible. Nine angels came to me and asked, "Do you know the most intelligent, smart, nice, noble, well-behaved, and best groomed person?" I gave them your address>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Wow! What a fool i made out of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road_Runner Posted February 27, 2006 Author Share Posted February 27, 2006 What do I do when I see someone CuteTerrificFabulousGorgeousAttractive?I Stare And SmileAnd When I Get TiredI Put Down The Mirror !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road_Runner Posted February 27, 2006 Author Share Posted February 27, 2006 Sincere Apologies If U Don't Like Any Of My SMS And Don't Like 2 Read ThemPlease Don't HesitateFeel Free ToThrow Your Mobile Away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road_Runner Posted February 28, 2006 Author Share Posted February 28, 2006 If You Save This Message It Means I'm Cute If You Edit This Message I'm Still CuteIf You Forward This Message You Are Spreading That I'm CuteIf You Erase This Message You Are Jealous Of Me 'Coz I'm Cute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road_Runner Posted March 2, 2006 Author Share Posted March 2, 2006 May Your Life Be Full Of Honey May Your Husband Be Fat & FunnyMay Your Life Always Be Full Of RosesMay Your Children Have Very Big Noses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopper Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 It's national mental health week and all you have to do to help raise money is text this to your local retard...Well that's my bit done! Road_Runner this is not directed at you mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road_Runner Posted March 3, 2006 Author Share Posted March 3, 2006 Just go to hel_l U U U because only U can change hel_l into heaven by your sweetness. Chopper not directed at you either mate Friends?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road_Runner Posted March 4, 2006 Author Share Posted March 4, 2006 Did U Know A Simple Hello Can Be So Sweet H = How Are U E = Everything Ok With UL = Like To See U L = Love To Hear From U O = Obviously Miss U Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road_Runner Posted March 12, 2006 Author Share Posted March 12, 2006 WELCOME TO www. sexy.com Type Password s e x y NEW MEMBER: Name - sexy PROCESSING... DENIED !! 2 OLD 2 B SEXY TRY www. oldie.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road_Runner Posted March 13, 2006 Author Share Posted March 13, 2006 Last Night I Woke Up Hugging The Pillow Because I Was Dreaming Of You Tonight I Will Try Dreaming Of My Pillow So That I Can Wake Up Hugging You Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road_Runner Posted March 15, 2006 Author Share Posted March 15, 2006 (edited) Sex is like a restaurant Sometimes you get good serviceSometimes bad serviceSometimes no serviceAnd many times you got to be happy with 'Self Service' " " Edited March 15, 2006 by Road_Runner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road_Runner Posted March 16, 2006 Author Share Posted March 16, 2006 Husband's Penis Was Stung By A Bee Wife Prayed!Dear Lord!!Please Reduce The PainBut Let The Swelling Remain ForeverAmen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road_Runner Posted March 17, 2006 Author Share Posted March 17, 2006 A Special Breakfast For You Today AFork Of CarePlate Of LoveBowl Of PeaceSpoon Of HopeGlass Of PrayerEnjoy Your BreakfastYou Are Under God's Care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road_Runner Posted March 18, 2006 Author Share Posted March 18, 2006 Its The Sweetest Thing To Do Do It On The BedDo It On The SofaDo It In The BathroomDo It Anywhere You LikeBut Never-Ever Stop Doing ItMay God Bless Your Naughty MindI Was Just Talking About Your Daily Prayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road_Runner Posted March 21, 2006 Author Share Posted March 21, 2006 I Think I Should Tell You What People Are Saying Behind Your Back NICE ASS !!!!!!" " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road_Runner Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 Why Does A Man Fall In Love? Lack Of Experience !Why Does He Break Off Love?Lack Of Patience !!Then Why Does He Want To Fall In Love Again?Lack Of Memory !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road_Runner Posted March 25, 2006 Author Share Posted March 25, 2006 7 Days make a week A week of sex makes one WEAKNo sex in a week makes 1 SICKSex once a week makes 1 SEEKSoR U WEAK, SICK, or out to SEEK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road_Runner Posted March 27, 2006 Author Share Posted March 27, 2006 Marriage Advantages: Marriage means that someone helps you Cope up with all the problems You never had when your were single. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road_Runner Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 Latest Invention The Japanese Have Produced A New CameraIt Has An Amazing Shutter SpeedIt Can Take A Pic Of A WomanWith Her Mouth Shut!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road_Runner Posted March 29, 2006 Author Share Posted March 29, 2006 When U R Stressed & About To Breakdown Just Remember STRESSED Is Just DESSERTSSpelled BackwardsEnjoy Your Piece Of Cake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road_Runner Posted March 30, 2006 Author Share Posted March 30, 2006 First Battle Whenever you are depressed and think that you've lost Remember you are the same sperm that once won the battle To survive among millions of your kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road_Runner Posted April 2, 2006 Author Share Posted April 2, 2006 wxy xyw ywx yxw xwy wyx ywx xyw xwy yxw xywwxy yxw ywx xwyyxw wyx xwyxwy ywxwxyDid you get it?Look closely.Okay, turn it upside downNow, you got it?You still don't get it right?What did you expect?If you can't get it straight what you think?You would get it when its upside down?Gotcha!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road_Runner Posted April 3, 2006 Author Share Posted April 3, 2006 Teacher: "There has been a complaint that you have been using a lot of abusing languages and unnecessary force." Student, "What the f***, i have never done that, which motherf***, son ** * ****h, said that, just let me know his name and i will kick his ass right until Mars." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road_Runner Posted April 5, 2006 Author Share Posted April 5, 2006 What's the similarity between a mother and a wife? One woman brings us into the world cryingThe other ensures you continue to do so!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road_Runner Posted April 7, 2006 Author Share Posted April 7, 2006 "LISTEN' & 'SILENT' have the same letters Do you know why?Because you can listen to your friends Even when they are silent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road_Runner Posted April 29, 2006 Author Share Posted April 29, 2006 Life is like a MOVIE If you are sad - DRAMAIf you are angry - ACTIONIf you are afraid - SUSPENSEYou look at the mirror - HORRORNow you are smiling - That's COMEDY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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