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Major 'dildo'-dealer Arrested In Thailand

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Major 'dildo'-dealer arrested in Thailand

Police are now looking for the buyers but the source added "these matters are hidden and the effects most often used in private". An 30 day amnesty is under consideration in which any such effects can be handed back. "We will ask no questions, even if the effect appears to have been used" said the source.
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Several of the effects was later found missing from the station. It is assumed that they have been taken by polimen who themselves wanted to investigate the criminal usage of the articles further.

investigate the criminal usage, hmmmmmm

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Under investigation are rumours that she also had provided massage oil, exploration creams and condoms with flavour, each of which could land her 1-2 more years in jail.

Is this really illegal?

Thanks, huski, great story.

J

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Major 'dildo'-dealer arrested in Thailand
Police are now looking for the buyers but the source added "these matters are hidden and the effects most often used in private". An 30 day amnesty is under consideration in which any such effects can be handed back. "We will ask no questions, even if the effect appears to have been used" said the source.

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Several of the effects was later found missing from the station. It is assumed that they have been taken by polimen who themselves wanted to investigate the criminal usage of the articles further.
investigate the criminal usage, hmmmmmm

This is such a joke.. Khmer shop owners keep wooden dildo's around in the most unlikely shapes and sizes and plastic dildos are criminal.......? :-)

Then again, if i wanted to live in a place that made sense all the time I'd move to Sweden. :o

Cheers,

Chanchao

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gees and my mate with his Thai wife were going to start a similar business !!! She is straight as a plank but reckons that most Thai women would be avid shoppers for something like a good vibrator. Thus the idea to start a business selling the stuff. Given Thai men's record for massage parlours and the like I am not surprised that a Thai woman might entertain the idea of a mechanical friend.

It's good to get the ins and outs of news from people on this forum. :o

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But the standard plastic vibrator can be marketed for toning up the facial muscles ....

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But the standard plastic vibrator can be marketed for toning up the facial muscles ....

You might have trouble arguing that if it was molded with veins, a big ol' mushroom head, and a couple of low-hangers attached to it...

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Coudl someone tell me what reason they can have formaking sex toys illegal. What the f$%%, are they going to make cucumbers illegal also.

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"Almost all of the items were much bigger than the real thing, even if it said 'natural size' on the package. Who can use a monstrum on 10 or 12 centimeters lenght for anything pleasurable is beyond my imagination" said one of the officers.

So it must be true,, Thai Men have small dicks,, ( hope they never have to strip search me, they will think I have elephantiasis.) and I didnt think I was that well hung :o

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Well, I did not know that Thai men have the small dickwats, so having one the size of some proportion other than mention I guess is what women want. Now being a fella with the proper flagpole and bearings intact, one can pump it up and presto viola!!!!!!!!!!! Whoooooooooooooooooo wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. :o

Daveyoti

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For a moment I thought this was another thread about that shirtless (witless?) goof with the extasy down his pants "MAJOR DILDO ARRESTED".

If sex toys are illegal, whats with every bloody market in Thailand selling ben-wa balls?

cv

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Coudl someone tell me what reason they can have formaking sex toys illegal. What the f$%%, are they going to make cucumbers illegal also.

maybe this explains why thai women never use a tampon ?

never ever met one who did

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######, to answer your question>>>>> Absolutely yes perhaps a thousand times. Some girls in Bangkok when I was there in the past gave me some incredible shows> showing me how they love using my American Toy!!!!!!! Even Tiger here loves her french tickler too!!!!!!!! :D:D:o:D These have always been a girls favorite satisfier, but I cannot answer to you as to why and what it is that they feel for these darn things. Only a woman can explain it hopefully to us male species of the kind. But never the less to me it is a blessing in disquise which gives me a breather in between my camel humps.!!!!!

Daveyoti :D

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maybe this explains why thai women never use a tampon ?

never ever met one who did

Eric, have you ever met a thai woman who has periods :o

Sorry mate, but you asked for that one

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