huski Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 Major 'dildo'-dealer arrested in Thailand Police are now looking for the buyers but the source added "these matters are hidden and the effects most often used in private". An 30 day amnesty is under consideration in which any such effects can be handed back. "We will ask no questions, even if the effect appears to have been used" said the source.omgSeveral of the effects was later found missing from the station. It is assumed that they have been taken by polimen who themselves wanted to investigate the criminal usage of the articles further. investigate the criminal usage, hmmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayrockwell Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Under investigation are rumours that she also had provided massage oil, exploration creams and condoms with flavour, each of which could land her 1-2 more years in jail. Is this really illegal? Thanks, huski, great story. J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chanchao Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Major 'dildo'-dealer arrested in Thailand Police are now looking for the buyers but the source added "these matters are hidden and the effects most often used in private". An 30 day amnesty is under consideration in which any such effects can be handed back. "We will ask no questions, even if the effect appears to have been used" said the source. omg Several of the effects was later found missing from the station. It is assumed that they have been taken by polimen who themselves wanted to investigate the criminal usage of the articles further.investigate the criminal usage, hmmmmmm This is such a joke.. Khmer shop owners keep wooden dildo's around in the most unlikely shapes and sizes and plastic dildos are criminal.......? :-) Then again, if i wanted to live in a place that made sense all the time I'd move to Sweden. Cheers, Chanchao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NedKelly Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 gees and my mate with his Thai wife were going to start a similar business !!! She is straight as a plank but reckons that most Thai women would be avid shoppers for something like a good vibrator. Thus the idea to start a business selling the stuff. Given Thai men's record for massage parlours and the like I am not surprised that a Thai woman might entertain the idea of a mechanical friend. It's good to get the ins and outs of news from people on this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Up2U Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 But the standard plastic vibrator can be marketed for toning up the facial muscles .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PvtDick Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 But the standard plastic vibrator can be marketed for toning up the facial muscles .... You might have trouble arguing that if it was molded with veins, a big ol' mushroom head, and a couple of low-hangers attached to it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 Coudl someone tell me what reason they can have formaking sex toys illegal. What the f$%%, are they going to make cucumbers illegal also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellbound Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 "Almost all of the items were much bigger than the real thing, even if it said 'natural size' on the package. Who can use a monstrum on 10 or 12 centimeters lenght for anything pleasurable is beyond my imagination" said one of the officers. So it must be true,, Thai Men have small dicks,, ( hope they never have to strip search me, they will think I have elephantiasis.) and I didnt think I was that well hung Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveYo Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 Well, I did not know that Thai men have the small dickwats, so having one the size of some proportion other than mention I guess is what women want. Now being a fella with the proper flagpole and bearings intact, one can pump it up and presto viola!!!!!!!!!!! Whoooooooooooooooooo wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Daveyoti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IT Manager Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 Daveyo have you ever seen a dildo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 For a moment I thought this was another thread about that shirtless (witless?) goof with the extasy down his pants "MAJOR DILDO ARRESTED". If sex toys are illegal, whats with every bloody market in Thailand selling ben-wa balls? cv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eric1000 Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 Coudl someone tell me what reason they can have formaking sex toys illegal. What the f$%%, are they going to make cucumbers illegal also. maybe this explains why thai women never use a tampon ? never ever met one who did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveYo Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 ######, to answer your question>>>>> Absolutely yes perhaps a thousand times. Some girls in Bangkok when I was there in the past gave me some incredible shows> showing me how they love using my American Toy!!!!!!! Even Tiger here loves her french tickler too!!!!!!!! These have always been a girls favorite satisfier, but I cannot answer to you as to why and what it is that they feel for these darn things. Only a woman can explain it hopefully to us male species of the kind. But never the less to me it is a blessing in disquise which gives me a breather in between my camel humps.!!!!! Daveyoti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 Do battery dildo's chip teeth ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thetyim Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 maybe this explains why thai women never use a tampon ?never ever met one who did Eric, have you ever met a thai woman who has periods Sorry mate, but you asked for that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 Our Eric was the lad with the katoey wasn't he ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 Do battery dildo's chip teeth ? Dunno. Suck on one and see what happens. I'm sure we can organise a whip round for some false teeth if something goes wrong. I've seen battery-operated dildos for sale in Bangkok department stores. All very open, in glass display cases. Admittedly this was a few years ago, and they were rather plain looking, if you get my drift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 Do battery dildo's chip teeth ? Dunno. Suck on one and see what happens. I'm sure we can organise a whip round for some false teeth if something goes wrong. I've seen battery-operated dildos for sale in Bangkok department stores. All very open, in glass display cases. Admittedly this was a few years ago, and they were rather plain looking, if you get my drift. Were test drives allowed...Try before you buy ... so to speak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveYo Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 Dr PP that would be the ultimate>>>>> imagine them having test rooms while we wait outside sitting down as they try them out for size, then hearing these girls squeal with ultimate delight at full pitch!!!!!!!!!!!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww!!!!!!!!! Daveyoti PS They can name it " Ultimate Self Serve Sex" or USSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Were test drives allowed...Try before you buy ... so to speak I'm buggered if I'm going to test drive a dildo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Were test drives allowed...Try before you buy ... so to speak I'm buggered if I'm going to test drive a dildo. Try before you buy I always say David. You never know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plachon Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 Were test drives allowed...Try before you buy ... so to speak I'm buggered if I'm going to test drive a dildo. Try before you buy I always say David. You never know Never know what Doc? Like, when you're gonna find a use for a dildo? Illuminate and elucidate your secret fetish Doc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 Were test drives allowed...Try before you buy ... so to speak I'm buggered if I'm going to test drive a dildo. Try before you buy I always say David. You never know Never know what Doc? Like, when you're gonna find a use for a dildo? Illuminate and elucidate your secret fetish Doc? A strapon perhaps ... give it a try before I buy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutsiwarrior Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 to the assembled... I had a 'complete' physical examination once in California that included a prostate examination. The nurse in charge of the examination eyes narrowed with sadistic pleasure as she greased up the speculum with K-Y. As it turned out, it wasn't that bad...she fingered about the old prostate and it felt...nice. Not that I looked to get buggered afterwards but everything OK in clinical conditions. Later in a knocking shop in Jakarta, I noted that the lady had an assortment of dildos in her kit. I asked for what purpose and she said that some of her clients liked insertion while she was down on a blowjob. Never tried it meself but obviously SOME OF YOU GUYS HAVE and are not copping to it. So...in the interest of mutual cultural understanding appreciate that thais have small dicks and probably smaller <deleted> and could not countenance a woman easing something thereto. The suggestion thereof would intimidate the baddest BKK cop and his 'dirty harry' .44 mag...any display must be destroyed...after suitable online female orifice testing, of course... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nat Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 Later in a knocking shop in Jakarta, I noted that the lady had an assortment of dildos in her kit. I asked for what purpose and she said that some of her clients liked insertion while she was down on a blowjob. Never tried it meself but obviously SOME OF YOU GUYS HAVE and are not copping to it. some men can be so anal at times apparently the male g spot resides in the prostate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IT Manager Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 Yep...sure does honey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutsiwarrior Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 nat...I have released my bowels in the hope that the world family can live easier together any implication to the contrary is unfair... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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