Axel Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. 1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Europe and mine Bangkok. 3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. 4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen. 5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair. 7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me, "In the lake." 8. My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but BOY, can she climb a tree now! 9. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. 10. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pnustedt Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 10. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!" The old 'uns are the best - this was from the lyrics of Lonnie Donegan's hit '50s song "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavour", it was probably already old then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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