Rocket Posted February 16, 2004 Share Posted February 16, 2004 An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman. "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know I live by the railway, well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky sod. Was she pretty?" "Dunno... never found the head!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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