Axel Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 I was sitting in my office when a case came in. So I finished two bottles from it. I was tough, so tough I wore my clothes out from the inside. Suddenly a tall blonde walked past my window. I knew she was tall, because I was on the second floor. The phone rang and I knew something was wrong. I didn't have a phone. It was a girl and she was in trouble. I knew she was, 'cause she said so. I raced down the stairs and called a cab. The cab stopped with a jerk. Then the jerk got out and I got in. We took the corner at hundred kilometers per hour, but a cop stopped us and told us to put the corner back. We kept on the pavement, because there was a sign that said:"Keep Death Off Our Roads". Then we were out of the city. I knew it, because we were not hitting so many pedestrians. As we came to her house, she greeted me with a burning kiss. Then she took the cigarette out and kissed me again. She pointed two thirty-eights at me. She also had a gun. She had the most beautiful blonde hair I have ever seen - hanging from her left nostril. She had teeth like the ten commandments - all broken. She also had the most beautiful eyes - so beautiful that the one eye could not stop looking at the other one. There was a man on the floor. He had stab wounds in his heart, bullet wounds in his head and his wrists were slashed. He was dead. I said: "Lady, if this man was alive, he sure would be ill". So I took her for a drive to calm her nerves. Suddenly a brick came flying through the window and hit her on the left breast - breaking three of my fingers. We had a flat tyre, so I pumped and she pumped and I pumped. Then we got out and fixed the flat tyre. Then I took her home and as I was kissing her goodnight, her father opened the door and stepped on my back, almost breaking it. As I was giving her a final good-night kiss, she closed her legs and broke my nose. Now I am more careful on my assignments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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