Popular Post george Posted December 2, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted December 2, 2013 SATIRE Drunk-On-Victory Suthep Forced Into Taxi By Concerned FriendsDEMOCRACY MONUMENT – Political opposition leader Suthep Thaugsuban’s month-long protest excursion was forcibly ended Sunday night by his own friends and family, who expressed deep concern that the former Democrat MP and longtime anti-Thaksinite had “had enough.” Having participated in non-stop protesting since mid-October, when the ruling Pheu Thai party first proposed its blanket amnesty bill on the Parliament floor, leading to a walkout of all Democrat MPs, Suthep was, according to several of his friends and colleagues, “showing definite signs of addiction” to anti-government activities. “Look, we’re all against the amnesty bill, and defeating it has been an important victory for both our party and all of Thailand,” said fellow Democrat Korn Chatikavanij, referring to last week’s decision by the Senate to reject the amnesty bill. “But now we need to get back to work in Parliament, and Suthep just didn’t want to stop protesting. He didn’t want to go home yet.” According to Korn, it was decided by several MPs to consult with Suthep’s family members, who acknowledged that the former secretary-general has a history of addiction to several by-products of politics, including the adulation of riled-up mobs and the media attention of a sympathetic press. “Suthep’s always been the life of the protest,” said a cousin who requested anonymity. “He gets drunk on attention and then craves more. He doesn’t want to come down.” Despite the fact that many of the protests had dwindled in size or outright disbanded following the Senate defeat of the amnesty bill, Suthep had continued to make announcements to the press and to the remaining crowds that the fight “was just beginning” and promising bigger and angrier crowds “of a million people” on subsequent days, which failed to materialize. Rather than be daunted by the apparent loss of the protest momentum, Suthep began to call press conferences with the other remaining protest leaders, where he made shouting, nonsensical accusations about the Thaksin administration that were less and less plausible, including a bizarre rant about the Preah Vihear temple ruling being a Thaksin plan to “control the secret oil reserves” located off the Cambodian coast some 120 kilometers from the disputed temple. “He was losing the crowd,” said one of his aides. “People actually stopped cheering at his sound bites, which is incredible considering this crowd will cheer almost anything.” According to the aide, it was Suthep’s decision to resign from Parliament that caused the most elevated concern. “Losing your job because you can’t stop is one of the clearest signs of addiction,” he said. At approximately 2:45 AM Tuesday night, when Suthep had finished making his 9th shrieking, expletive-laden speech of the night denouncing Thaksin Shinawatra’s “evil grip” on the nation, several fellow members of the Democrat party and some of Suthep’s own family members greeted him at the side of the stage, informing Suthep that they were staging an intervention “for your own good.” “We told him that we loved him and that we were very proud of him,” said Democrat leader Abhisit Vejjajiva. “But that it was time to go home, gets some sleep, and go to work the next day.” According to several witnesses, Suthep became visibly agitated at the suggestion that he go home, and started shouting at his friends that “The protest is over when I say it’s over!” and insisting that until the Yingluck government was out of power, that no one should leave. Accounts of what happened next are in dispute, with Democrat MPs claiming that Suthep, who was “fatigued and dehydrated,” was assisted in getting into a taxi. However, Meechavai Thongveekul, a reporter from Thai Rath who was nearby says that Suthep became violent and verbally abusive, calling his fellow MPs “a bunch of pussies” and specifically calling Korn a “spineless quitter.” According to Meechavai, Suthep had to be physically restrained from taking a swing at Korn, and was pushed into the taxi by no fewer than five other people. Abhisit declined specific comment on the incident other than acknowledging that Suthep was a “very passionate man” and stating that Suthep was now at home, “sleeping it off.” “Addiction to political victory is no different than addiction to anything else,” explained Dr Chatrathip Krapavorn, a psychiatrist at Chulalongkorn Medical Center who specializes in politics-related psychological conditions. “For opposition leaders like Suthep, who have had to endure seven years of failure in trying to eliminate Thaksin for good, only to see him come back every time like some video-game zombie, the taste of victory is so rare that it’s hard to let go of it.” According to Dr Chatrathip, Suthep’s condition is indicative of a wider trend among anti-Thaksin Thais. “They’re chasing the high of the 2006 coup, like someone in mid-life trying to recapture the joy of their own lost youth,” he said. “It’s a basic form of denial. Thais are, unfortunately, very good at that.” -- NotTheNation 2013-12-02 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Local Drunk Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 I read that a few days ago... I loved it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai at Heart Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Let's see how long this one takes...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moe666 Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Cool he is passionate about what he believes in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Let's see how long this one takes......It didn't take long for suthep to show his true fascist colours. A big chaiyo to his friends showing cooler heads can prevail. I hope his little nap at home does him some good and he comes back in a less belligerent state of mind. Good reporting! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloghead Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 I prescribe massive doses of Quaaludes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thait Spot Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 How incredibly plausible. Great job Sent from my Nexus 4 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tominbkk Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Probably it would be more responsible to put a (satire) warning in the title. Without that though, I am sure you get a lot more click throughs and $$$, which I understand. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casindonet Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 I love the closing line.... Sent from my GT-I9200 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRSoul Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 In vino veritas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharp Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Step in Abhisit and take it back to Parliment now you have a few assurances from Yingluck hold her to them even make a public address confirming the details promised so she cant go back on them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterSmiles Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Let's see how long this one takes...... Only 4 posts it seems Let's see how long this one takes......It didn't take long for suthep to show his true fascist colours. A big chaiyo to his friends showing cooler heads can prevail. I hope his little nap at home does him some good and he comes back in a less belligerent state of mind. Good reporting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbamboo Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Ah, the intoxication of power. At least there's one thing he and his nemesis have in common. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailand Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 (edited) Despite the satire he seems to be just a sad old man who has lost sight of what he was trying to achieve. In the end he has simply caused more grief to his " beloved" country. Edited December 2, 2013 by Thailand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Let's see how long this one takes...... Only 4 posts it seems Let's see how long this one takes......It didn't take long for suthep to show his true fascist colours. A big chaiyo to his friends showing cooler heads can prevail. I hope his little nap at home does him some good and he comes back in a less belligerent state of mind. Good reporting! Notice how I quoted Thai at Heart......... TVF. The home of shooting fish in a barrel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LomSak27 Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 According to Dr Chatrathip, Suthep’s condition is indicative of a wider trend among anti-Thaksin Thais. “They’re chasing the high of the 2006 coup, like someone in mid-life trying to recapture the joy of their own lost youth,” he said. “It’s a basic form of denial. Thais are, unfortunately, very good at that.” Ahh succinctly put – chasing the high of the 2006 coup. If only they could pull it off again instead of having to deal with elections It’s a basic form of denial, Thai are, Unfortunately, very good at Dr Chatrathip Rocks!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mampara Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Yep! the points been made, the accusations been noted. Time to get back to work and iron out the problems in parliament like gentlemen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toybits Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 They only came out when it was clear that Suthep that lost it. Opportunistic is what his friends are. They let him hang himself when they waited at the sidelines...Pathetic... Let's see how long this one takes......It didn't take long for suthep to show his true fascist colours. A big chaiyo to his friends showing cooler heads can prevail. I hope his little nap at home does him some good and he comes back in a less belligerent state of mind. Good reporting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Notice how I quoted Thai at Heart......... TVF. The home of shooting fish in a barrel Hi mca! You get it yet? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spare Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 I believe it is a fake propaganda news release by Thaksin. We all love Suthep, and willing to fight for him to the end. The protesters size is increasing everyday, not decreasing. And today, it is a fact that all University has been ordered to closed by their management, so that all student can fight n the street to rid Thaksin once and for all. Today is the real Victory day. yesterday was just a warm up. After Thaksin is rid of, we all will stand proud behind Suthep, our great Secretary general of the Real People's Party, for by and for the real people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 I believe it is a fake propaganda news release by Thaksin. We all love Suthep, and willing to fight for him to the end. The protesters size is increasing everyday, not decreasing. And today, it is a fact that all University has been ordered to closed by their management, so that all student can fight n the street to rid Thaksin once and for all. Today is the real Victory day. yesterday was just a warm up. After Thaksin is rid of, we all will stand proud behind Suthep, our great Secretary general of the Real People's Party, for by and for the real people. No Spare, it is satire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcatcher Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 I believe it is a fake propaganda news release by Thaksin. We all love Suthep, and willing to fight for him to the end. The protesters size is increasing everyday, not decreasing. And today, it is a fact that all University has been ordered to closed by their management, so that all student can fight n the street to rid Thaksin once and for all. Today is the real Victory day. yesterday was just a warm up. After Thaksin is rid of, we all will stand proud behind Suthep, our great Secretary general of the Real People's Party, for by and for the real people. No Spare, it is satire. It's not satire, its sparetire OK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 Would not Suthep taking a taxi in Bangkok be considered a very high risk activity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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