Bozo Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 Did you know ........ It is impossible to lick your elbow. A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out. A shrimp's heart is in their head. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. Rats and horses can't vomit. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders. Most lipstick contains fish scales. Cat's urine glows under a black-light. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!!!!!!!!!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsie Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 One of the 75% ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozo Posted March 14, 2004 Author Share Posted March 14, 2004 Same as I... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meemiathai Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 I tried twice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsie Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 I just tried the second time. Still no success. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TizMe Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 I'm still a 25%er. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 I just tried the second time. Still no success. I'd lickyour elbow.... both of them Bash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 I'm still a 25%er. Me too Tiz We can join the queue to lick Lovely's elbows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padkapow Guy Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 I tried so hard to lick my elbow I fell off my chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megashox Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 I urinated under a black light! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsie Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 Me too Tiz We can join the queue to lick Lovely's elbows You can also pick your favourite; whipped cream, chocolate or honey. I tried so hard to lick my elbow I fell off my chair. You are so determined!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davethailand Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 MY DOGS JUST LICKED MINE FOR ME, MY WIFE EATS MORE INSECTS THAN THAT IN A DAY. good thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davethailand Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 i missed that, can i join the cue also lovely, i'll take whipped cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsie Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 You got it, DT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Gene Symmons can line up girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mango head Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 I just tried the second time. Still no success. How many tries do we get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsie Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Only once, mango. And don't forget to pick your favourite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Only once, mango. And don't forget to pick your favourite! Any guy confirming success is bound to be rushed by the ladies. He'll be in great demand ( unless he loses his likker license ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the gentleman Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 I did it Doc , both elbows and the back of my neck - now I should secure sexiest poster crown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 I did it Doc , both elbows and the back of my neck - now I should secure sexiest poster crown can you unlock the front door with IT G???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the gentleman Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 I did it Doc , both elbows and the back of my neck - now I should secure sexiest poster crown can you unlock the front door with IT G???? would that be the Thai door or the farang door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 I did it Doc , both elbows and the back of my neck - now I should secure sexiest poster crown One final test Gentleman ... can you breathe through your ears ? ... an absence of the sense of smell is also an assett in this competition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 I did it Doc , both elbows and the back of my neck - now I should secure sexiest poster crown can you unlock the front door with IT G???? would that be the Thai door or the farang door deadlock of course G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the gentleman Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 One final test Gentleman ... can you breathe through your ears ? ... an absence of the sense of smell is also an assett in this competition , that was a trick question, I tried, passed out, bit down, and my tongue is now laying next to me - on the upside I have a new red hall runner/carpet , the downside is I cant do this anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsie Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 That'd be a great scene to witness, the gent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the gentleman Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 That'd be a great scene to witness, the gent it is probably good that you didnt get to see it lovely as we all know - If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. whens the soap dodger boyfriend arrive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Only once, mango. And don't forget to pick your favourite! By favorite do you mean left or right? Bash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluecat Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Elbows? Please, guys, don't you have anything better to lick? Girls, I very much understand your disappointment but, do not worry, we'll make it up,... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsie Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 You can also pick your favourite; whipped cream, chocolate or honey. I refer to this one, Bash. the gent, I still wonder if our eyes can really pop out like that. Do you feel like trying? For me? Please? My dear is supposed to be arriving early next week. But he has changed his plans due to some problems I do not really know. Probably other girls. BC, if not elbows, what would you suggest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Oh dear, now we know why he is called 'Blue' cat Bash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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