Bozo Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 Well its a great laugh to read all of that, better than Morcome and Wise(yes Im English) But all these Farang are quite crazy here, in the sun, in the drink, in the sex, in the shit mostly. I live far north, poor villages, The Thai driving gets worse and worse, it begins to frighten me. As a long time driver, I survive, I by learned defesive driving, watching out for the idiots who do not know, do not have the experience! I am a Buddhist, and its a burden some times, A farang who's not a buddhist???? does he care? But my view is , too many f***ing tourist, sod everything up mostly, But I do laugh when I see the old Farang on the bikes, Wind blowing thier hair all over the place! Too embariesed to go to pick it Up!!!!!! Hey Pipchatel, Please don't forget that Farang is a specie that daily adds to the reasons for Thai people to smile !... Farang also are now included on Thailand landscape somehow, aren't they... they just need the time to "civilize" themselves to become part of it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mango head Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 If you choose the behavior you choose the consequence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinutePigglet Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 It's not only farang who die on bikes being drunk and reckless. Songkran kills about 500 people a year. Mostly Thais. The common denominator is lack of common sense, however I think more Khon Thai die due to the fact that you can fit more on a motorbike! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nareena Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Does this have anything to do with our Buddhist (kinda) philosophy? The self doesnot exist, our physical entity doesnot count, only the mind? a lousy way too brief explanation here, but u got the idea ..i hope? i think, therefore i drink... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albertvb Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 When you write about Viagra,please inform you good by a doctor,because what you write is pure stupid,Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h5kaf Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Sounds to me like there is plenty of material here for potential "Darwin Awards". On the bright side we can be confident that the gene pool is being strengthened, daily here in Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george Posted March 19, 2004 Author Share Posted March 19, 2004 Follow-up: Sex kills Brits in Thailand NEARLY 150 Brits died on holiday in Thailand last year — mainly because of booze and sex. The most common causes of death were motorbike and car crashes, usually after tourists drank too much. But many holidaymakers were also found dead in bed after sex sessions with Thai girls. Barrie Kenyon, British consul in the “sex resort” of Pattaya, said: “We have had a number of people just die in bed. “Viagra is widely available and in conjunction with alcohol and sex it can be fatal.” The 148 British deaths, a 50 per cent rise on 2002, also included 13 suicides. Others drowned in rough seas off Phuket. --The Sun, UK 2004-03-19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royar2002 Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 How many farangs died from aids when their came back to their country! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foggy Bottom Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Roughly four and half years ago, there was a spate of very elderly German tourists dying in bed after taking viagra given to them by the young men they spent the night with - most of the deaths were on the southern islands, a few in Pattaya or Bangkok. Local scuttle-butt had it that it was the last rally of the Waffen-SS ..... probably untrue but makes you think doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowleopard Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 But many holidaymakers were also found dead in bed after sex sessions with Thai girls.Do Thai girls do it differently? “We have had a number of people just die in bed. Viagra is widely available and in conjunction with alcohol and sex it can be fatal.” Viagra is probably the buzz-word and scape-goat used by the Thai police so they can close cases quickly without harming Thailand's tourism industry too much. Surely,many unsuspecting victims were cajoled into ingesting a far more potent and sinister little pill at the end of their lives than the famous little aphrodisiac they thought would show them "Heaven on Earth"! Yeah,bring it on!Swing it baby. Snowleopard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natee1 Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Dear Zendesigner,May I encourage you to learn Thai language: -- English - cause of death - Thai version -- - plastic bags - cause of death : cardiac arrest / drawning / sunstroke / hypothermia / flu / swallowing accident leading to suffocation - flying lessons - cause of death : suicide / drug or alcohol induced accident / loss of balance accident - strangulation - cause of death : suicide by hanging / drawning / drugs overdose - holes - cause of death : bronchitis / alcohol or drug induced self inflicted injuries leading to death - wife brother - cause of death : road accident / suicide / drug induced behavior This doesn't make any sense !? May I encourage you to learn English and switch your brain on before posting ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englishoak Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Lonely Planet gives unfair information on places in a number of their books. It's almost funny to see the number of warnings in some of their books about places. useful they may be but a touch too much paranoia in their books makes a lot of people avoid places and doing things they would like to. Usual control bullshit ! I'm sure we would all be very happy if Thailand turned into an Asian version of the US or European countries. If grown ups want to be stupid ie: drink & drugs or drink & drive then they will. They are adults right ? and all the reasons for deaths are still legal here right ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zendesigner Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Natee, Sorry but his joke does make some real sense. Maybe you have not been here long enough to understand it. B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellbound Posted March 19, 2004 Share Posted March 19, 2004 Natee, Sorry but his joke does make some real sense. Maybe you have not been here long enough to understand it Natee click this link, then you will understand. http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=7855&hl= Zendesigner (hope you undersand) just poking fun at the NEWBIE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyadam Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 Dear Zendesigner,May I encourage you to learn Thai language: -- English - cause of death - Thai version -- - plastic bags - cause of death : cardiac arrest / drawning / sunstroke / hypothermia / flu / swallowing accident leading to suffocation - flying lessons - cause of death : suicide / drug or alcohol induced accident / loss of balance accident - strangulation - cause of death : suicide by hanging / drawning / drugs overdose - holes - cause of death : bronchitis / alcohol or drug induced self inflicted injuries leading to death - wife brother - cause of death : road accident / suicide / drug induced behavior This doesn't make any sense !? May I encourage you to learn English and switch your brain on before posting ? Makes perfect sense to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dtoodnut Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 You have to watch out for other drivers, dogs and potholes, and that they drive on the left. As for the suicides, never tell your pooying you are naming her as a benificiary. No, better yet....like the old saying "if it drives, floats, flies or boinks" RENT IT!!! Much safer, and the more pooyings you know, the happier you will be. SAFETY IN NUMBERS! You will never be lonely in Pattaya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky_Boy_Farang Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 I think george got the thread wrong, Didn't he mean Ecstasy instead of Alcohol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
et33.com Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 how about forget about renting bikes to tourists... mmm..... i hear the businesses protesting.... give every tourist a booklet on the dangers of the roads or trying to fly off buildings or picking up fags on the beach / roadside and wish them good luck then you can say SEE !!! I TOLD YOU SO AND !!! WARN YOU ALREADY of course that's talking to a dead body... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polecat Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 Bada-bing. We don't get no sex-deaths in Chiang Mai. Just 'seniors' dropping off in the pavement cafes next to their catamites and not waking up. We do get plenty of drug-arrests though. Whacked up crusties who think they can still smoke weed on the city streets. Snigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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