Soutpeel Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Can you not read what was written? You might be onto a new one line business venture "Remedial English for pikeys" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post windbreaker Posted December 15, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 15, 2014 Haha haha absolute pure gold. from smug self assuredness to total freak out inside 10 posts... Sterling work gents and now he really is exposing the full fantasy tendencies of the Digital Pikes. I suppose he's drinking his vino on the veranda of his Penthouse apartment with his doctor wife as he browses his global financial empire but he still can't get legit...you couldn't make it up only I reckon he is... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mrtoad Posted December 15, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 15, 2014 Can you not read what was written?You might be onto a new one line business venture "Remedial English for pikeys" If it comes with an ED visa, and a fake attendance record could be just the ticket 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoiBiker Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Heaven help anyone that learned their English from Thai Visa. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Soutpeel Posted December 15, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 15, 2014 Haha haha absolute pure gold. from smug self assuredness to total freak out inside 10 posts... Sterling work gents and now he really is exposing the full fantasy tendencies of the Digital Pikes. I suppose he's drinking his vino on the veranda of his Penthouse apartment with his doctor wife as he browses his global financial empire but he still can't get legit...you couldn't make it up only I reckon he is... One suspects the only thing he is browsing are porn and poker sites or maybe looking for film work in gay tourism video's 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 Heaven help anyone that learned their English from Thai Visa. It appears TV has helped your English a little, but your still struggling with comprehension 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoiBiker Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 "You're" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 (edited) "You're"Yes miss In penance I shall kick the nearest soibike I find in nuts a 100 times, but then again believe riding a bicycle causes your nads to shrink and makes you shoot blanks Edited December 15, 2014 by Soutpeel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YeahSiam Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 More jokes.....you guys just type it and it must be so, right? A sadder bunch of 15,000+ post old hands there has never been. When, exactly, do you jokers get to spend with your Thai wives because I swear you're on TVF all day, every day farting out the same old barstool dunce humor. Do you still giggle at armpit raspberries?? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post siampolee Posted December 15, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 15, 2014 'Twould be extremely interesting to see if in reality the world that YeahSiam describes as his actually exists in reality. Or is it the product of a glass or two of Pinot perchance, or a cyber world of electronic tissue and a creative mind. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 (edited) More jokes.....you guys just type it and it must be so, right? A sadder bunch of 15,000+ post old hands there has never been. When, exactly, do you jokers get to spend with your Thai wives because I swear you're on TVF all day, every day farting out the same old barstool dunce humor. Do you still giggle at armpit raspberries?? So how was your shift in the boiler room Con many old grannies ? Or are you the 10 dollar, (9.99, 2 for 1) blow job guy ? Edited December 16, 2014 by Soutpeel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePlant Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 (edited) I wonder how his "Pinot" ( reality:lukewarm Archa) and "Takeaway from Basilico" (reality: Greasy, sweaty noodle soup from Somchai's 3 wheel cart) went down after his spectacular meltdown yestreen? Edited December 16, 2014 by ThePlant 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post SoiBiker Posted December 16, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 16, 2014 I can only imagine what kind of lifestyles some of you guys live if you see a bottle of wine and a takeaway Italian meal as some kind of impossible fantasy. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePlant Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 (edited) I can only imagine what kind of lifestyles some of you guys live if you see a bottle of wine and a takeaway Italian meal as some kind of impossible fantasy. Real ones with things like salaries, visas, Work Permits etc; lives where we can get tables at a food court.... Edited December 16, 2014 by ThePlant 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoiBiker Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Clearly not much of a salary if it won't stretch to a bottle of wine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePlant Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Clearly not much of a salary if it won't stretch to a bottle of wine. Not much of a lad for wine. Much prefer an ice cold Cider, a few real ales or a robust cocktail. I'll leave the wine/Archa for those who want to have their fantasies perceived as 'sophisticated'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siampolee Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 SoiBiker post # 225. Clearly not much of a salary if it won't stretch to a bottle of wine. Clearly you can see I don't earn much of a salary as it won't stretch to a bottle of wine. Hence I can only afford to eat in food courts provided of course I or the partner can find a table too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 (edited) I like a nice glass of a Sancerre - not sure if it's available in food courts Edited December 16, 2014 by mrtoad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoiBiker Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Time to get a new joke chaps. You've worn that one down to a stump. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siampolee Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 SoiBiker post # 229 Time to get a new joke chaps. You've worn that one down to a stump. Time to get a new joke chaps. I've worn my one down to a stump in those naughty places on Sukhumvit near where I live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePlant Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 (edited) SoiBiker post # 229 Time to get a new joke chaps. You've worn that one down to a stump. Time to get a new joke chaps. I've worn my one down to a stump in those naughty places on Sukhumvit near where I live. I'd say there's a blog to be related to the world in there somewhere Siampolee...if you didn't have better things to be doing like being a fully functioning member of expatriate society... Time to get a new joke chaps. You've worn that one down to a stump. Hey you could use the stump if that joke to reserve a table at whatever smelly, crowded, greasy food court you Pikey billionaires are favouring this week... Edited December 16, 2014 by ThePlant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YeahSiam Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 (edited) 'Twould be extremely interesting to see if in reality the world that YeahSiam describes as his actually exists in reality. Or is it the product of a glass or two of Pinot perchance, or a cyber world of electronic tissue and a creative mind. What world is that? One where a guy orders a meal from a reasonably-priced local Italian restaurant and has it delivered? One where a guy has a glass of wine with that meal? I suppose I should spare a thought for the plebs among you seeing as the height of culinary excellence for you is corned beef hash and eggs. Edited December 16, 2014 by YeahSiam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATF Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 I like a nice glass of a Sancerre - not sure if it's available in food courts Ohhh Sancerre or a good Chablis and a Petrus with the steak now we are talking. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 'Twould be extremely interesting to see if in reality the world that YeahSiam describes as his actually exists in reality. Or is it the product of a glass or two of Pinot perchance, or a cyber world of electronic tissue and a creative mind. What world is that? One where a guy orders a meal from a reasonably-priced local Italian restaurant and has it delivered? One where a guy has a glass of wine with that meal? I suppose I should spare a thought for the plebs among you seeing as the height of culinary excellence for you is corned beef hash and eggs. No prizes second best Yeahsiam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post neverdie Posted December 16, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 16, 2014 Time to get a new joke chaps. You've worn that one down to a stump. Time to put a seat on that bike and stop riding around the bumpy sois with that seat pole 8 inches up your clacker. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoiBiker Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 SoiBiker post # 229 Time to get a new joke chaps. You've worn that one down to a stump. Time to get a new joke chaps. I've worn my one down to a stump in those naughty places on Sukhumvit near where I live. I'd say there's a blog to be related to the world in there somewhere Siampolee...if you didn't have better things to be doing like being a fully functioning member of expatriate society... Time to get a new joke chaps. You've worn that one down to a stump. Hey you could use the stump if that joke to reserve a table at whatever smelly, crowded, greasy food court you Pikey billionaires are favouring this week... Why are you calling me a Pikey? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YeahSiam Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 ANyone who isn't in oil and gas is a pikey, didn't you know? They're the modern day equivalents of Harry Enfield's "Loadsamoney" except he at least had some skill and aptitude to justify his pay 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YeahSiam Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 I wonder how his "Pinot" ( reality:lukewarm Archa) and "Takeaway from Basilico" (reality: Greasy, sweaty noodle soup from Somchai's 3 wheel cart) went down after his spectacular meltdown yestreen? Meltdown??!! Not quite. I was simply taking thepiss out of your near-religious reverence for your work permit. Clearly you think it makes you some kind of farang VIP or endows you with some kind of elevated status but that's all a vision concocted in that bipolar psyche of yours. Sorry, Bucko, but you're not special 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePlant Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 I wonder how his "Pinot" ( reality:lukewarm Archa) and "Takeaway from Basilico" (reality: Greasy, sweaty noodle soup from Somchai's 3 wheel cart) went down after his spectacular meltdown yestreen? Meltdown??!! Not quite. I was simply taking thepiss out of your near-religious reverence for your work permit. Clearly you think it makes you some kind of farang VIP or endows you with some kind of elevated status but that's all a vision concocted in that bipolar psyche of yours. Sorry, Bucko, but you're not special Hahaha. You utterly exploded with the bitter envy you continue to show....Clearly my employers thought me 'special' enough to bung me a tidy salary and package for being here. Carry on with the feeble name calling...which makes it clear as you have no other argument to make about your fake/fantasy life here apart from posting silly fantasies about multiple bank accounts being filled from all corners of the globe or some feeble imaginary sophisticated lifestyle full of fine wines and posh takeaway food....as you know full well you'd swap places with any of us gainfully employed people here in a second. You are hilarious though...your sense of rabidly furious jealousy towards those of us with employable skills, legitimate paperwork and successful careers in Thailand is incredible and quite amusing to behold. One day you might even be able to afford to really eat takeaway Italian food instead of your daily noodles/slop over rice and warm Archa... Mr Toad has been known to treat the odd unfortunate to a slap up feed I understand but only if you ask nicely..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoiBiker Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 I wouldn't bother if I were you. They'll just keep slapping each other on the back. You'll probably get a wine-related 'quip' every time you post for the next six months. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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