Sex in Manhattan: A public masturbation booth for New Yorkers and stressed out visitors

[Tywais]

What happened to women equality? have they been left out again?

I believe they have that sorted as it is legal to go topless in New York City.

[TheKnave]

Can you carry a concealed weapon into the booth, or does it have to be visible?

Stop bragging.

[TheKnave]

I have not masturbated since arriving in Thailand. Just sayin'.

Everytime I do it, I pay myself 500 baht.

What a sport!

[Tchooptip]

[WitawatWatawit]

The opening of Hooters has given me an idea. Anyone want to join me in opening a branch of Lolitas on Wall Street? Great potential for a market blow-out, and room for expansion.

[Minnie the Minx]

America......the land of the free.

[Tonawatchee]

From 'stressed out' to 'tired out' in 30 seconds, could be.

[connda]

Should save this one for April 1st.

[Minnie the Minx]

If it wasn't for the pic and link, I would have put it down as a joke.

[slipperylobster]

America......the land of the free.

Not quite. Pretty soon the ladies will want their own too. Equal rights and all.

I wonder if some funsters might want to arrange for a remote video camera in the next booth, so the customer only gets to see another guy wank.

[KarenBravo]

Fantastic!

I mean....sex is OK, but, it's not as good as the real thing, eh?

[Minnie the Minx]

Equality? There is no such thing as equality per se, you can argue women can do anything men can, except pee up a wall.

[Mr Money Bags]

The opening of Hooters has given me an idea. Anyone want to join me in opening a branch of Lolitas on Wall Street? Great potential for a market blow-out, and room for expansion.

Ummmm, you do know that "Lolita" was about pedophilia, right?

TMI, I reckon......

You're Welcome!!

[ThaiWest]

 

Only in America could they think of something as crazy as this.

Maybe there for all the merchant bankers in New York.

 

Ahum... I guess you didn't read the whole of it...

"The manufacturer Hot Octopuss, a New York and London based sex toy company explains about their masturbation machine: Our products combine science and innovation to bring sex toys into the 21st century."

... a New York and *** LONDON *** based sex toy company ... ??

[Canuk23]

Wouldn't want to be the last customer of the day !!!

[lostmebike]

Only in America could they think of something as crazy as this.

Maybe there for all the merchant bankers in New York.

1. nothing better than a good yank...

2. the "yanks" are "cumming"

3. better to be the yankee than the yanker.

What a bunch of Carsten Yankers

Or ...

Nothing like a Sherman Tank after a brief stroll.

[Ruin]

Can you imagine asking the next guy in line "do you come here often?"

[chicowoodduck]

What ever happened to a quiet wank in the corner???

[realenglish1]

Do ya believe LOL

[Prbkk]

It is to be hoped that an eye specialist will open an office in close proximity.

[WitawatWatawit]

The opening of Hooters has given me an idea. Anyone want to join me in opening a branch of Lolitas on Wall Street? Great potential for a market blow-out, and room for expansion.

Ummmm, you do know that "Lolita" was about pedophilia, right?

TMI, I reckon......

You're Welcome!!

Thanks for that. Enjoy reading the book.

I'm off to Soi 8 in Bangkok.

You're Welcome!! To come with me.

[evadgib]

Wouldn't want to be the last customer of the day !!!

Try taking over a Sangar!

Back to the OP: Here's a suggestion re background music

https://youtu.be/D1xpUbAtcZA

[Krataiboy]

Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad.

[bazza40]

Seems to be a lot of TV posters getting excited. As what I used to do all night now takes me all night to do, not for me. Although it does confirm my suspicion about where most of the <deleted> of the world are to be found.

Q. " What's the difference between a banker and a <deleted>?"

A. "The <deleted> knows what he's doing".

[MarkmBha]

Another "Only in America" idea.

[meltingpot2015]

imagine having to cue up, blow that

I am surprized there is no queue. Plenty of xxxxxx's in New York.

[Monkeyrobot]

I wouldn't want to be the cleaner.

[elgordo38]

There are some very sick people in this world.

Anything to make a buck now days. But on the other hand which hand? ambidextrous change up possibly? It could be up for consideration here as the policy for tourism is "anything for a baht" Sometimes these new ideas can really take off/catch on and get "out of hand"

[Puccini]

Sadly I believe it's a publicity stunt by the company.

I am thinking the same. Publicity for their device PULSE.

[Jonmarleesco]

Only in America could they think of something as crazy as this.

Maybe there for all the merchant bankers in New York.

I think you mean merchant _ankers.