flyDelight Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Any thoughts on this? What are let's say the top 10 stupid things you can do on a Thailand holiday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvs Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 If you have to ask this it would be a lot safer for you to stay out of Thailand. It depends if you are looking for assisted suicide there are a number of things you can do but since i do not take you very serious i will leave it at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorSucker Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Driving a MC without a license and/or drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexRRR Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Drinking of course, if you can't hold your liquor or know when to stop or even have mood swings while drinking...your going to get yourself in to trouble anywhere but in a country where life is cheap and your a tourist and a boozer you end up in the scum red light areas.... Lot of tourists think there bullet proof ...motor cycles stand out as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyDelight Posted March 8, 2016 Author Share Posted March 8, 2016 If you have to ask this it would be a lot safer for you to stay out of Thailand. It depends if you are looking for assisted suicide there are a number of things you can do but since i do not take you very serious i will leave it at that. Depends how you read it. I try to get an overview of the biggest dangers in Thailand and what things travelers (especially first timers but also the young and fearless) should be seriously warned for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovelomsak Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 (1) Rent jet ski and refuse to pay damages. (2) Drink all night in a gogo and then refuse to pay the bill. (3) Walk down beach road and grope the girls. (4) Have an arquement with taxi driver over the charge for a ride. (5) Tell a ladyboy you would not touch him if he paid you. (6) Go diving or snorkeling (7) Walk along a lonely beach with your foreign girlfriend at night. (8) Swim where you are taken by power boat and boats keep coming and going. (9) Buy drugs from a motorcycle taxi driver. (10) Sit in a bar and make trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trd Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 If you have to ask this it would be a lot safer for you to stay out of Thailand. It depends if you are looking for assisted suicide there are a number of things you can do but since i do not take you very serious i will leave it at that. Depends how you read it. I try to get an overview of the biggest dangers in Thailand and what things travelers (especially first timers but also the young and fearless) should be seriously warned for.I was going to say, stay at home, but I read somewhere that most accidents happen in the home, so either way you're screwed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoneyboy Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 There are a great number of ways to die on holiday not only in Thailand but Thailand does throw up a few more bizarre ways in fairness. Some of the most popular ways are. Driving motorbikes without a helmet and or drunk. Jumping from high rise buildings. Using interprovincial busses. Sleeping in hotel rooms that have been fumigated with deadly chemicals. Being murdered by a Thai woman or extended family. Drug overdose. Swimming in deadly rip tides mainly around the islands. Using bungee jumps or similar aerial tourist attractions. Simply being in the wrong place at the wrong time IE mowed down by a local driver while sitting drinking coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Let's go for speed here.... When you're queuing up at immigration at the airport.....Don a sporty looking taqiyah and YELL I'VE got a BOMB - I'VE got a BOMB over and over.... That ought to jump start your holiday.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i claudius Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Marry a friend of mine's ex wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 A couple of bottles of lao cow every night. Give it a couple of years and some organ or another will give up the ghost. If you prefer a quicker demise you could try exposing youself to a gang of ladyboys whilst shouting "Hey pal, can you beat this for size". then curl into foetal position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig krup Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Say something about the king: that'll probably do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeddah Jo Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Smashing up a religious shrine would be pretty much a death sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puffy Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 1 Hold your breath for to long 2 Smuggle a load of drugs in your underpants 3 Say anything bad about a particular important person 4 Bang anything without a condom 5 Stay on a top floor of a hotel and don't pay the Ladyboy who just performed excellent fellatio on you. 6 Walk into a Thai pub and shout "come on then who wants some" 7 Bungee jumping 8 Getting involved with politics. 9 Driving the wrong way down a road on a scooter totally pissed with no helmet (it happens) at night. 10 Asking for practical advise on how to clear your 16 year overstay on Thai Visa, starting the post with " I have a friend" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 The easiest way to get into trouble would be to get drunk and start abusing Thais especially when there's a few more near by. To die, an inexperienced person hiring a motorbike in Pattaya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkokjulia Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Eat a 99 baht breakfast.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoneyboy Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Eat a 99 baht breakfast.... Or a 47 baht pie for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiandrew Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Be really unlucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thian Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Anything with drugs Anything with big cash money All the scams and trying to fight your way out. Making problems in bars, especially on the islands. Fighting in general or using violence. Making problems with motocy taxi's or policemen. Sex without condoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wow64 Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Going to close to a balcony... Sent from my c64 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadMac Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 (5) Tell a ladyboy you would not touch him if he paid you.How's that supposed to work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Easiest way to get in to trouble, leave your common sense in the departure lounge. Easiest way to get killed, probably, take one of those minivans on an excursion involving a highway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Stay at home. Don't drink, avoid spicey food, don't chase loose women. It won't kill you quickly, but you'll be looking forward to it for a long time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackcab Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Properly disrespect a Thai guy in front of his friends. It doesn't matter about what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mauGR1 Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 1 Hold your breath for to long 2 Smuggle a load of drugs in your underpants 3 Say anything bad about a particular important person 4 Bang anything without a condom 5 Stay on a top floor of a hotel and don't pay the Ladyboy who just performed excellent fellatio on you. 6 Walk into a Thai pub and shout "come on then who wants some" 7 Bungee jumping 8 Getting involved with politics. 9 Driving the wrong way down a road on a scooter totally pissed with no helmet (it happens) at night. 10 Asking for practical advise on how to clear your 16 year overstay on Thai Visa, starting the post with " I have a friend" Lots of good advice here, and if you are not too busy doing all that, don't forget to honk at everybody while you are stuck in a traffic jam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Think you are better than everybody else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackheart Posted March 8, 2016 Share Posted March 8, 2016 Starting your trip with a kilo of drugs strapped to you has been known to be a little troublesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zyphodb Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Crossing a pedestrian crossing & expecting the traffic to stop for you is fairly high on the list I'd say.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mihalis Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Id say you better keep out of any country.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strapper1 Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Going to close to a balcony... Sent from my c64 Also might add going to close to sidewalk, going to close to road, looking at somebody the wrong way, being out late with bad intentions, drinking the water, eating bad food, the ist goes on and on! 555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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