mgjackson69 Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 I think the OP's question is more suited for Quora. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaZa9 Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Go around leaning on electric power poles or touching wires.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostmebike Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Another 'I don't like being called farang' or 'Why does my bar-girl wife not love me?' thread I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisinth Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 After a night on the town saying to your mate, "Here, hold my beer, watch this" That'll normally do it.............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godden Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Join the Pattaya flying club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorG Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Dare to suggest to a Thai male that he might, perhaps, be wrong about something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinmaew Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Thais and their debts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malcoml Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 I will use myself as an example. Sat with a girl on Soi 7 drinking for hours. Another tourist commented our bin looked like a book. So we were well intoxicated. When the speed into second road near walking street doing some crazy speed with no helmet on. Stopped by the police stand and reved my engine whilst smiling at the cop. Then parked the bike in front of someone's shop and got in a argument with them as they wanted no bikes parked there. I then made a hand signal which caused him to lose face in front of his staff. This led to a fight with one employee brandishing a small bat. Then continued on walking street drinking until 5am before going home and having unprotected no 2 sex with a sex worker who I had known for about three days. That was near 10 years ago and I'm glad I have changed my ways but plenty of ways to die that night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mogo51 Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 (1) Rent jet ski and refuse to pay damages. (2) Drink all night in a gogo and then refuse to pay the bill. (3) Walk down beach road and grope the girls. (4) Have an arquement with taxi driver over the charge for a ride. (5) Tell a ladyboy you would not touch him if he paid you. (6) Go diving or snorkeling (7) Walk along a lonely beach with your foreign girlfriend at night. (8) Swim where you are taken by power boat and boats keep coming and going. (9) Buy drugs from a motorcycle taxi driver. (10) Sit in a bar and make trouble. 11. Stand on balcony with Thai gf when but not necessarily drunk and not keep an eye on her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmccarty Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Try and buy a gun from a cop Try and take his gun from him when he refuses to sell you his gun Resist arrest Start a fight in jail with the first ladyboy you see Start a fight with the cops when they try and let you out Head over to Pattaya Soi 6 once you get out and get hammered. Start a fight again with anyone. One of the above and you should run out of lives! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zackattack Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Smoke some Yabba Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seadog57 Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Talking back to my wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dotpoom Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Driving a MC without a license and/or drunk. I have seen plenty of drivers with licences.....but you would never think it. It's not a guarantee of protection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgemandm Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 If you have to ask this it would be a lot safer for you to stay out of Thailand. It depends if you are looking for assisted suicide there are a number of things you can do but since i do not take you very serious i will leave it at that. Yes I agree with you 100% how stupid can someone be to get on here and ask that . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khon Kaen Dave Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 11.......Walk into a Thai Karaoke bar thinking that every one will love you because you are a ferang. 12....Walk into a Thai karaoke bar period. !3......Trying to get out of a bar without paying. !4 .......Not knowing when the smile means 'i like you' or 'i am going to kill you' 15 Staring to long at an attractive female that is in the company of a Thai guy. 16..Thinking that your punch up with a Thai guy is going to be on a one to one basis. 17...Not checking the prices of the Russian bars in walking st prior to buying a drink. 18...Renting Phantom motor bike and then driving it Partly pissed on the Sukhumvit at night. 19...Telling a policeman to go f##k himself,when he tells you its a 500 baht fine for riding your "cool' phantom with no helmet 20...Buying any form of drug after being told 'its ok we are tolerant of drug takers' 21 Ignoring any of the above. have a nice holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Deerhunter Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Upset your bus driver (News today). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertthebruce Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 DRIVING ANY FORM OF TRANSPORT.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Go diving, snorkeling or surfing when you have never previously set foot in an ocean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tchooptip Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 A fatal occurrence of coronary thrombosis, resulting of the description of Thailand by many ThaiVisa members Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicowoodduck Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Well, in the 10+ years of living here in LOS...have to say walking can be a real thrill ride.....been hit three times by motorbikes and three times by cars or trucks....the last one was on Soi Buakhao in Pattaya when a truck backed into me and knocked me arse over tea cup to the street. Since I'm close to the 70 mark I don't bounce as good as I once did.....having no sidewalks or footpaths to use makes life a little like living on the edge.....most days....??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedsada3 Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Meet my GF's mom Meet my GF's dad Meet my GF's sis Meet my GF's bro ... meet my GF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torpedo1970 Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Say or do something that makes a Thai male " loose face" inf front of his woman. he will run home get his gun and come back to kill you...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dennnis Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 (1) Rent jet ski and refuse to pay damages. (2) Drink all night in a gogo and then refuse to pay the bill. (3) Walk down beach road and grope the girls. (4) Have an arquement with taxi driver over the charge for a ride. (5) Tell a ladyboy you would not touch him if he paid you. (6) Go diving or snorkeling (7) Walk along a lonely beach with your foreign girlfriend at night. (8) Swim where you are taken by power boat and boats keep coming and going. (9) Buy drugs from a motorcycle taxi driver. (10) Sit in a bar and make trouble. I did 6/10 and I am still alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realenglish1 Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Run around in the nude NOT GOOD HERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wasima Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 (1) Rent jet ski and refuse to pay damages. (2) Drink all night in a gogo and then refuse to pay the bill. (3) Walk down beach road and grope the girls. (4) Have an arquement with taxi driver over the charge for a ride. (5) Tell a ladyboy you would not touch him if he paid you. (6) Go diving or snorkeling (7) Walk along a lonely beach with your foreign girlfriend at night. (8) Swim where you are taken by power boat and boats keep coming and going. (9) Buy drugs from a motorcycle taxi driver. (10) Sit in a bar and make trouble. I did 6/10 and I am still alive. Try harder next time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suradit69 Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Renting a room above the 5th floor with a balcony, especially if you're European for whom the balcony concept seems overwhelming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ttthailand Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Number one has to be riding on a motorbike. Number two riding on a bus or boat. 3 to 10 is just about any activity that involves alcohol and Thai men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Muton Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Trolling on TV. But that's just wishful thinking on my part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linden Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Make enimies with a gardner ...hoe hoe hoe. Spend a night in custody pleading innocence..ICU fo U Tell a thai in thai what you really think of them and their mother.... yet mae Go out to your wifes local Karaoke dont buy her ex boyfreinds (maybe ex) any beer. ...keen yaow. Allow them local types to read thai visa in thai and track down all us non conforming westerners who have opinions and Dare To Voice them. Remember opinions are like ar**holes everybody has one. Some are known by the connection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted March 9, 2016 Share Posted March 9, 2016 Marry a friend of mine's ex wife Meet my ex shark,i mean wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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