kannot Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 is there by any chance a rota somewhere detailing which official is next to talk some absolute crap ? No need .........in my eyes all officials are equal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skildpadden Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Either let all the police go to the army camps, or all the military go to the nearest police station. Then you will have the two biggest mafia in one place - saves everybody a lot of time and effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatsujin Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Someone can't count ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lkv Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Um didn't someone say 'there is no mafia in thailand' ! That statement applied for Koh Tao only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pomchop Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 I suspect a handful of officers could come up with a few dozen names of WHO is MR BIG by just asking around for a few days....those tough questions like: 1. Who do you pay for protection from police raids 2. Who do you pay to set up your business, home, car park, etc on public property. 3. Who do you pay to be allowed to scam tourists day after day year after year at places like the Grand Palace, Pattaya/Phuket jetskis, etc? 4. Who is the official in charge of Laem Chabang cruise port that makes a fortune from openly gouging tourists with obscene fixed taxi fares week after week for years? 5. Who do you pay to allow your clubs to stay open after hours night after night.. 6. Who do you pay to operate underage brothels? There are many many more....some more difficult to find out but many as blatant as could possibly be and a blind man could get you the names in a day or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borzandy Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Today the last day. Tomorrow, the service will be closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gandalf12 Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Pattaya must be closed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morakot Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Today's lesson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxLee Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Today is the last day for SLAP SLAP on the wrist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaiyen Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 This is about 3 weeks early. Surely they could have waited till 1st April. Wonder how they will top this for amazing BS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 OMG. Unbelievable. Thanks for the laughs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Loh Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 That would mean the whole of RTP turning themselves in. That would be disastrous. Who's going to take care of collection of bribes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caspersfriend Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 When ''Old' mafia" segways to 'New mafia" You would need to be very astute to notice the difference. Sadly the same the whole world over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuanku Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JacChang Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Due to too many police transferred to inactive posts, and recent increases in the fuel price. Please...... turn yourselves in. We have no resources to come after you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atyclb Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 they are already at the police station(s) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjcampbe Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Haha, nice one for a Friday! My thoughts exactly! Just awesome... I can always count on Thailand to do say something silly to give me a good belly laugh. It's been a stressful week and I needed that. Absolutely hilarious! You just can't make this stuff up. Friends back home just don't believe me when I tell them the things these clowns leaders do and say. Happy Friday all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connda Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 How does one turn one's self into one's self. Very confusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishbrando Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Mafia members reaction: https://youtu.be/7I5dVBezF9k?t=1m48s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katipo Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 I imagine the queue of people turning themselves in is huge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak25 Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Job done ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RigPig Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 It's that time of the month again but the BIG brown envelopes need to be padded a bit more this month, not quite as lucrative as we thought... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glenmohr Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 I was wondering if the Toovichien family of Koh Tao fame will be handing themselves in, only wondering mind you.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrizzla Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Hope those cops are good at handcuffing themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Srikcir Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 if they can prove they are no longer involved with organized crime. Will a letter from the Don be enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bander Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 All mafia without brown clothes, please turn yourself in, BIB don't want any competitors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldTravellerMUC Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 This is really comical. I was checking but NO it is not April 1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LALes Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 Shit.. I better shave and get down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MockingJay Posted March 11, 2016 Share Posted March 11, 2016 "Today is the last day for mafia members to turn themselves in: Thai police"I can't recall that any TV headline caused me to break down on the floor having convulsions, laughing tears until I couldn't breathe anymore, like this one...Hahahahaaaaa, what a joke... Hahahahaaaaaa OMG B-R-A-V-O !!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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