webfact Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 'Am I not in a hotel?' Drunk British tourist passes out in stranger's bedAMSTERDAM, Netherlands - An Amsterdam man had the shock of his life on Friday night when he found a drunken British tourist in his bed.The tourist had apparently been unable to find his way back to his hotel and managed to climb in through the open first floor window on the Oetgensstraat in the east of the city and gone to sleep.The man, named by local broadcaster AT5 as Eric, had left the window open when he went out so his cat could come and go. When he came home, he spent some time watching television and then went to bed, where he found the tourist.Full story: http://www.eturbonews.com/69362/am-i-not-hotel-drunk-british-tourist-passes-out-strangers-bed-- eTN 2016-03-14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somtamnication Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Funny! But being Amsterdam, I would have thought the guy would be happy to find another man in his bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinneil Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Well how did he think he was in a hotel? I have stayed in many hotels but never climbed in through a window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostinisaan Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Space cakes were too strong.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Those pesky drunk brits are at it again !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thechook Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 I've woken up in bed with a stranger a few times, always the female variety tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulic Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Charge him a 100 Euro for a nights accommodation I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaidam Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Charge him a 100 Euro for a nights accommodation I say. Does that include the sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggt Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Too funny...can't make this stuff up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacko45k Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Well how did he think he was in a hotel? I have stayed in many hotels but never climbed in through a window. Being drunk confuses one..... guess what I used the wardrobe as once! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mot Dang Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 The porridge was too cold but the bed just right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnyscot Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Brings back memories of a number of years back when a drunken scandinavian I believe it was caused quite a commotion and had all company employees on lockdown after the incident when he returned from having a few too many beers whilst in West Africa, somehow managed to mistake a consular building for the company guest house, got caught and arrested whilst scaling the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakseeda Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Well how did he think he was in a hotel? I have stayed in many hotels but never climbed in through a window. Obviously you lived a "boring" life..... and obviously still do.... why waste your time with such a stupid post.. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manarak Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 "drunk British": the opposite of an oxymoron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Life is so unfair. He should have been where this guy was: http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/902856-british-tourist-reports-sexual-assault-against-thai-man-he-met-online/#entry10527966 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thongkorn Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 I've woken up in bed with a stranger a few times, always the female variety tho But if you had would you tell any one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicog Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Thinks: Robert Downey Jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartender100 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 British guys getting into wrong beds seems popular today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumbastheycome Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 I know a young Frenchman who did same in BKK. Got out of lift on wrong floor. Went to door in same position.. Not locked Opened went to sleep in bed. Was woken up in morning by staff asking if he wanted "her " breakfast in room or downstairs! Ran like the wind. ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canathai8 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 Any port in a storm will do - if this doesn't tell him he's got a problem - nothing will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pieeyed Posted March 15, 2016 Share Posted March 15, 2016 I got totally loaded one afternoon in Pattaya. Went back to the hotel to have a afternoon lay down. Asked for my room key. Went to the room and just flopped on the bed. About 3hrs later I woke up. Had a look at all the strange suitcases and things. Wrong room. Thank god that the people who's room it was did not come back before I realized the mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 I once couldn't leave the gravitational pull of a coffee shop. Working the door handle was problem enough but after staggering along and making a few turns always ended up back where I started. Yes in Amsterdam I can well believe most things are possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 An off-topic post has been removed. Please refrain from making comments about other posters. It's baiting and trolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil B Posted March 16, 2016 Share Posted March 16, 2016 Funny thing is "Drunk Brits" in Pattaya often wake up with strangers in their beds... of all sexes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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