ScotBkk Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Happens every day kill yourself put yourself in a bag and jump in the nearest canaloFarang - closed and shut case - SUICIDE !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stereolab Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 The article says they are going to compare fingerprints with foreigners who arrived around the same time as the deceased, just how exactly do they plan on doing that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonmarleesco Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 This investigation sounds as though it's being handled surprisingly competently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberfarang Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 The guy used condoms? What an idiot. Here's a good example of Darwinism at work. The pros use the fingers of high quality surgical gloves and ties them off with dental floss. How could a person swallow that without choking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawker9000 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Happens every day kill yourself put yourself in a bag and jump in the nearest canal So who's suggesting it was a suicide? Kneejerk reaction much?? 'Not that hard to figure out there, genius. The article said that condoms containing amphetamines burst internally and killed him. The principles, associates, "friends", (whatever), who needed to dispose of the mule's body somewhere, somehow, preferably without having to drag it all over creation, then put him in the body bag and dumped him in a klong. 'Guess the animal bites imply that wherever the guy actually died, his body wasn't discovered right away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halloween Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 The guy used condoms? What an idiot. Here's a good example of Darwinism at work. The pros use the fingers of high quality surgical gloves and ties them off with dental floss. How could a person swallow that without choking? Said the bishop to the actress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackin1960 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 You could not make this up! Guess he was feeling crook and climbed into the bag and tossed himself into the drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berybert Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Simple case really. He was bitten to death by an animal, said animal knew if it went into a shop the shopkeeper wouldn't sell it a bag to put the body in. So the animal saw 2 foreign fellas walking by and asked them if they would buy it a bag to put the body into. Shopkeeper had no problem selling the bag to the foreign fellas. The animal gave them a nice tip for their help and there endeth the investigation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotchonrocks Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Sad, but this TV is the best comedy since the Two Ronnies. I can't wait for the next episode. The comments are the best of UK, Aus and American humour there is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey4u Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 The man is now confirmed dead. So it was possible he was alive with basically no head Where do these reporters come from Kindergarten or where Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gk10002000 Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 still surprised the guy wasn't gutted and the drugs pulled out. Maybe a comedy of errors. The people that found the man incapacitated, just tried to rob him and then the guy died so they didn't know he was a drug mule and just decided to try and dump the body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SantiSuk Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 New business opportunity. Manufacture of body bags with zips on both inside and outside. Big market - all 3rd world police forces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skildpadden Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 but we do not want to announce his nationality because it might affect international relations adversely.Reading the above statement I got a strange thought that instead of "international" you should read "domestic". Someone high ranking's mule died and was disposed of - and there's no need for further investigations.By the way wasn't the victim mentioned as being Indian a few days ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwikeith Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 "Authorities intimated that they know the nationality of the man but are not saying for fear of damaging relations with the country concerned" Seriously? Either Klingon, or possibly Chinese. Don't seem to care or even know when they are offending other countries. I wonder why they are investigating / looking for two men?? not murder, they did nothing wrong buying a bag and dumping him in the river. Well we have the drugs back now so case over. kiwikeith - you must either have written this, meant to be sarcastic (in that case the necessary smilie is missing) or while being on amphetamines. I fear the latter is the truth... May god help us all... So if you dont post a your on drugs, the comment is not hard to understand it's a reflection of the you know who and drugs not required to understand or write it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikiea Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Happens every day kill yourself put yourself in a bag and jump in the nearest canal damn pesky Klingon;s ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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