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Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python

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Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python
By Sasiwan Mokkhasen
Staff Reporter

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Photo: Karunakar Rayker / Flickr

CHACHOENGSAO — It was less than a good morning for Atthaporn Boonmakchuay today. Not after a python slithered out of his squat toilet, bit his penis and refused to let go.

Atthaporn, who just regained consciousness, spoke from his hospital bed Wednesday afternoon to recount the ordeal he experienced in the bathroom of his home east of Bangkok in Chachoengsao province, which he’d entered for his morning routine of a shower and protracted bowel movement.

Full story: http://www.khaosodenglish.com/detail.php?newsid=1464165135

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-- Khaosod English 2016-05-25

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My biggest nightmare. That and my mother-in-law! w00t.gif

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Is that the ultimate in trouser snakes, or whatwhat?

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"...a python slithered out of his squat toilet, bit his penis and refused to let go."

That python must have had great eyesight.

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My biggest nightmare. That and my mother-in-law! w00t.gif

hehe whilst I have no problems with the Outlaw, I have shared the same ablutionary nightmare.

Life in the tropics is not without risk.

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I am confused by the photos in the linked article.

The first photo is a library photo of a snake.

The second photo shows the victim in hospital

The third photo shows the squat loo removed from the toilet floor and the snake still entwined in it.

The fourth photo looks like mass murder has just occurred in the toilet! Blood everywhere.

Assuming the time line is the fourth photo is the latest snap, what caused this bloodbath when the report says that the snake will be 'released back to nature'? (In fairness, the report doesn't say that the snake will be released alive back to nature coffee1.gif

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That love-struck python must be near-sighted to mistake a trouser snake for a mate. Just as well he didn't apply an amorous embrace!

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yes. "I looked down and caught sight of a huge python... Oh wait, that was just me."

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I've been bitten by a python but only on the arm and that was an almighty bloody mess which required 16 stitches, deep cleansing, and was exquisite agony.

I have nothing but sympathy and pity for this man. It was bad enough on the arm let alone bang on the John Thomas....

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This must be a wind-up: got to be just taking the piss.

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Atthaporn said "he had just squatted over his toilet for his usual 30 minutes of morning business"
I bet he'll dump a lot quicker in the future. Who spends 30 minutes squatting unless its part of his exercise regime

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I am confused by the photos in the linked article.

The first photo is a library photo of a snake.

The second photo shows the victim in hospital

The third photo shows the squat loo removed from the toilet floor and the snake still entwined in it.

The fourth photo looks like mass murder has just occurred in the toilet! Blood everywhere.

Assuming the time line is the fourth photo is the latest snap, what caused this bloodbath when the report says that the snake will be 'released back to nature'? (In fairness, the report doesn't say that the snake will be released alive back to nature coffee1.gif

It could be the third and fourth photos are in the wrong order; the blood is presumably from the victim, and was mopped up before they decided to remove the toilet.

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