webfact Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet PythonBy Sasiwan MokkhasenStaff ReporterPhoto: Karunakar Rayker / FlickrCHACHOENGSAO — It was less than a good morning for Atthaporn Boonmakchuay today. Not after a python slithered out of his squat toilet, bit his penis and refused to let go.Atthaporn, who just regained consciousness, spoke from his hospital bed Wednesday afternoon to recount the ordeal he experienced in the bathroom of his home east of Bangkok in Chachoengsao province, which he’d entered for his morning routine of a shower and protracted bowel movement. Full story: http://www.khaosodenglish.com/detail.php?newsid=1464165135 -- Khaosod English 2016-05-25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisi Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Only in Thailand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somtamnication Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 My biggest nightmare. That and my mother-in-law! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisi Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Is that the ultimate in trouser snakes, or whatwhat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaltsc Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 "...a python slithered out of his squat toilet, bit his penis and refused to let go." That python must have had great eyesight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoorSucker Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 This is going viral... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpofc Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 My biggest nightmare. That and my mother-in-law! hehe whilst I have no problems with the Outlaw, I have shared the same ablutionary nightmare. Life in the tropics is not without risk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon43 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 I am confused by the photos in the linked article. The first photo is a library photo of a snake. The second photo shows the victim in hospital The third photo shows the squat loo removed from the toilet floor and the snake still entwined in it. The fourth photo looks like mass murder has just occurred in the toilet! Blood everywhere. Assuming the time line is the fourth photo is the latest snap, what caused this bloodbath when the report says that the snake will be 'released back to nature'? (In fairness, the report doesn't say that the snake will be released alive back to nature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waldroj Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 That love-struck python must be near-sighted to mistake a trouser snake for a mate. Just as well he didn't apply an amorous embrace! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tukkytuktuk Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 yes. "I looked down and caught sight of a huge python... Oh wait, that was just me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merylhighground Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 I've been bitten by a python but only on the arm and that was an almighty bloody mess which required 16 stitches, deep cleansing, and was exquisite agony. I have nothing but sympathy and pity for this man. It was bad enough on the arm let alone bang on the John Thomas.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prbkk Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 This must be a wind-up: got to be just taking the piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailand Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louialive Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Atthaporn said "he had just squatted over his toilet for his usual 30 minutes of morning business" I bet he'll dump a lot quicker in the future. Who spends 30 minutes squatting unless its part of his exercise regime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesbrock Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 I am confused by the photos in the linked article. The first photo is a library photo of a snake. The second photo shows the victim in hospital The third photo shows the squat loo removed from the toilet floor and the snake still entwined in it. The fourth photo looks like mass murder has just occurred in the toilet! Blood everywhere. Assuming the time line is the fourth photo is the latest snap, what caused this bloodbath when the report says that the snake will be 'released back to nature'? (In fairness, the report doesn't say that the snake will be released alive back to nature It could be the third and fourth photos are in the wrong order; the blood is presumably from the victim, and was mopped up before they decided to remove the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seahorse Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Only in Thailand Israel. http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/mans-penis-bitten-by-a-snake-as-he-went-to-the-toilet-to-relieve-himself/story-e6frflri-1226679390080 Australia http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/redback-bites-sydney-mans-penis-in-portaloo/news-story/b4c79df788f8a7b3bef83602e50d69d2 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/1221513/Deadly-brown-snake-bites-mans-penis-after-he-stops-for-roadside-toilet-break-near-Cairns-Australia-Snake-bites-man.html Ghana http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/ghana-man-penis-bitten-snake-toilet-sitting-529619 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reigntax Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 The snake was obviously cockeyed and the man now a sprinkler requiring 3 urinals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CantSpell Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 They will release it back so it can go haunt another toilet.... Great idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 This man certainly had a bad day. Snake on the Penis! I hate that, when that happens...by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickJ Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Urban legend becomes fact.....horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 The snake was obviously cockeyed and the man now a sprinkler requiring 3 urinals. I know a flautist who can how him how to hold it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farma Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 I can see the movie name now.... Free Willy.....drat that names already taken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balo Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 When you think you've heard all the crazy stories here then another one shows up , amazing Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilsonandson Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 The python obviously had good eye sight. Like looking for a match stick attached to a couple of frozen peas. I bet the poor bloke's voice changed when Peter the python grabbed hold of his fishing tackle. From Barry White to the Beegees "I'm taking a duuuuummmmmpppppp!!". Wife arrives and probably the whole neighbourhood to watch the commotion. "Umh, don't pull dear, you'll make it angry". Andy Warhol said once that everyone gets 15 minutes of fame. Anyhow, time is a healer, I'm sure all this will blow away soon. One things for sure though, this guys going to have irritable bowel syndrome from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kotsak Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Apparently the python saw a competitor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petermik Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 My biggest nightmare. That and my mother-in-law! You actually have nightmares about you MIL biting your penis there are some that I would happily invite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docshock13 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Had a similar encounter a few years back. Luckily for me, I was standing up and when the python realized he was bested by the overwhelming size of his one-eyed foe, recoiled in shame and slithered back down the sewer. Speedy recovery to the gent! Given the superstitious nature of Thai culture, his member may now be seen to be imbued with some supernatural powers!!! Maybe that's why he is smiling...thinking of all the ladies that want a piece of his action now. Haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pimay1 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Had a similar encounter a few years back. Luckily for me, I was standing up and when the python realized he was bested by the overwhelming size of his one-eyed foe, recoiled in shame and slithered back down the sewer. Speedy recovery to the gent! Given the superstitious nature of Thai culture, his member may now be seen to be imbued with some supernatural powers!!! Maybe that's why he is smiling...thinking of all the ladies that want a piece of his action now. Haha. I expect his wife as already acquired two lotto numbers. One from the snake and one from the tali-whacker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaiyenyen Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, " I'm just going to syphon the python " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agudbuk Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Scared the crap out of him? Sent from my Grand using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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