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Reminds me of the story about the cattle rancher in Oz. Out in the bush with his old cattle hand looking for stray cows.

The old cattle hand wanders off to take a dump in the bushes.

Next thing the Rancher hears horrific screams and runs over to the bushes to see the old man writhing in agony.

"Whats up old timer?".

"i just got bit on the penis from a death adder." he managed to say between screams.

'I'll call the flying doctor on the radio." said the Rancher.

The rancher runs to their truck and calls the flying doctor and asks him what he can do.

The Doctor tells him to make the patient comfortable and calm him down. The ambulance flight will be on its way soon.

He also tells the Rancher that he might be albe to suck the poison out if he is quick.

The Rancher returns to his old ranch hand who asks. "Did you get a hold of the doctor?"

"Yes." said the Rancher.

"What did he say?" said the old hand.

"Your gonna die"........was the reply.

p.s. never suck poison out of a snake bite or any other wound inflicted by an animal.

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Man recalls how he struggled with a python to save his private part

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BANGKOK: -- The man whose private part was bitten by a python as he was squatting on a toilet seat in his house’s toilet Wednesday morning recalled how he battled with the big snake to save his genital.

He said that he entered the toilet as usual before going to work in the morning and did not see anything unusual from the toilet seat. But after squatting on the seat for about five minutes, he felt pain in his private part and saw a snake emerging from the seat.

As he struggled with the snake, he shouted for help from his wife and neighbours.

He recalled that he thought he would lose his private because the snake was strong and the bite hurt badly. However, he managed to grab the snake’s head and pressed it hard until his private was freed, then used a nylon rope from his wife to tie up its head.

Rescue workers who arrived at the scene had to smash the toilet seat to catch the snake who was identified as a python about three metres long.

The victim lost a lot of blood and was rushed to Chularat hospital in Chachoengsao for treatment. Latest report said that his condition has improved.

The hospital’s director, Dr Chutima Pincharoen, said that the patient had to be hospitalized for a couple of days for observation whether the wounds from the snake bite would be infected or not.

Meanwhile, a veterinarian at the Thai Red Cross offered an advice of how to keep households free from snakes especially during the rainy season.

Mr Taksa Wesaratchapong said that the environment or surrounding of a house should be kept tidy and free from food or rodents to prevent snakes from taking refuge and to feed on the food available.

He noted that snakes such as python or cobra could be found in communities because their natural habitats have been encroached upon by humans.

He advised people against catching snakes or other crawlers with bare hands because they might not know whether the animals are poisonous or not and should better call for help from rescue workers or the police.

Mr Pichit Arunpallop, president of house builders association, said he suspected the snake bite victim’s house might not be equipped with a septic tank making it possible for snakes to crawl through sewers and into the toilet. Sewers, he said, should be covered with iron mesh.

Source: http://englishnews.thaipbs.or.th/content/164832

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-- Thai PBS 2016-05-26

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When you think you've heard all the crazy stories here then another one shows up , amazing Thailand.

..."Please wifey...pass me the rope"

Wifey passed her husband the rope as requested.

"Thank you wifey".....cheesy.gif

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The Python is being trained and groomed to participate in sex-change operations...

Some applicants have been said to be dropping out of the program...quickly discovering their true sexual identity...

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