hhinhh Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Only in Thailand Thai way of penis enlargement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zyxel Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I just sit on my toilet reading this...anyone experienced similair...? Animals come out of a toilet ?? Very unlikly i think but possible as we see here...how the snake can crawl up the pipe ?? Apparently it happens, and it is not really rare occurrence, and even if you leave at a higher floor than ground floor. http://news.asiaone.com/news/singapore/big-python-surprises-housewife-loo http://redwiretimes.com/singapore-in-brief/snake-found-sneaking-up-toilet-bowl-due-to-very-hot-weather/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuanku Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 His wife just discovered the he had a gik and put the snake down the toilet herself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aslimversgwm Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Oh, how terrible! It's going to take a long time to recover from that. I wish a full recovery and mental strength to pull through. You can do it python, yes I know he abused you, on your first date as well. Very, very funny Wilsonandson! Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3030 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 "...a python slithered out of his squat toilet, bit his penis and refused to let go." That python must have had great eyesight. I guess you had a try at this man's dingleling as well. How else would you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobobo Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 "...a python slithered out of his squat toilet, bit his penis and refused to let go." That python must have had great eyesight. The ultimate BJ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12DrinkMore Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 prevent snakes from taking refuge and to feed on the food available Would have gone hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F4UCorsair Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Now I'm confused. I thought a penis was a toilet python!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TKDfella Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 This must be a wind-up: got to be just taking the piss. Was on TV...Oh I get it the python was thirsty...Ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldsailor35 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 No worries here mate. My penis frightens pythons ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldsailor35 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Who volunteered to suck out the poison? Its a rumour i know, but im have been told that you can get it done in any bar in Pattaya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Usual Suspect Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 And I was worried about spiders and scorpions under the toilet seat.......Holy <deleted>! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonmarleesco Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Lucky it wasn't a venomous snake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smotherb Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Only in Thailand I thought it was a story about an encounter with a tall thin ladyboy in the hong nam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldlakey Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I've been bitten by a python but only on the arm and that was an almighty bloody mess which required 16 stitches, deep cleansing, and was exquisite agony. I have nothing but sympathy and pity for this man. It was bad enough on the arm let alone bang on the John Thomas.... Always look on the bright side at least it was not a king cobra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merylhighground Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I've been bitten by a python but only on the arm and that was an almighty bloody mess which required 16 stitches, deep cleansing, and was exquisite agony. I have nothing but sympathy and pity for this man. It was bad enough on the arm let alone bang on the John Thomas.... Always look on the bright side at least it was not a king cobra Or a Russell's Viper which necrotises flesh..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernphil Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 ....then used a nylon rope to tie up it's head , strewth , that sounds more painful than the bite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig krup Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 No matter how bad my day gets, it's still the case that at least I don't have a vicious reptile attached to my trouser arouser. [There's quite a few who can't say that]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tandor Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 And I was worried about spiders and scorpions under the toilet seat.......Holy <deleted>! ..finally a topic us guys can get our teeth into and run with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPI Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 The snake was obviously cockeyed and the man now a sprinkler requiring 3 urinals. I know a flautist who can how him how to hold it Okay... but it has to blown at the same time. You obviously don't know the Gay guys that I do, they can blow anytime any where! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 ferk me this topic is hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norvid Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 It looks good to me as a treatment applied to rapists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozyjon Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Really shouting LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlindMagician Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I am picturing Clint, the g the b and the u style, no facial muscle movement, just a subtle clink of his snake boot spurs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlindMagician Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Well, exactly the same experience was had by I. Oh, there were a few small details of difference. No excrement nor blood involved, but a different bodily fluid did emerge. It wasn't in a toilet, but was in the home. It wasn't a snake, but an alternate species of a life attachment better half sort. A bit less of the biting. Not so much pain either, but other feelings did occur. Yes, I sympathise with this fella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mook23 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I just sit on my toilet reading this...anyone experienced similair...? Animals come out of a toilet ?? Very unlikly i think but possible as we see here...how the snake can crawl up the pipe ?? i always sit to pee EXCEPT at night when i'm not awake 100% and can't be bothered to switch on the light, then i always do the job while standing. i hate the idea of something hiding in the toilet especially since i noticed a giant (poisonous) centipede coming out of my shower drain some weeks ago !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edg Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 This is going viral... The city is not called BangCock for nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluemoonpattaya Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I hope the guy makes a full recovery. But sounds like a sketch out of " MONTY PYTHONS FLYING CIRCUS " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie Dye Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 It's on BBC news in UK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamyai3 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 It's the ancient philosophical fable of the snake and the rope, told again Thai style! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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