Krataiboy Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Always being right, even when she is wrong (which is usually!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisinth Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Every night she erases her memory . What was said and agreed upon one day means absolutely nothing the next day and is completely forgotten about Mine's the same except when needed. Then the 'instant memory recall' kicks in and I might be reminded about looking at a girl in a (her perceived) lecherous way 18 years, 2 months & 14 hours ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roo860 Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Mine's the same except when needed. Then the 'instant memory recall' kicks in and I might be reminded about looking at a girl in a (her perceived) lecherous way 18 years, 2 months & 14 hours agoSpot on!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roo860 Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Nice one lads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rimmer Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 An off topic post and multiple replies to it have all been removed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 20 hours ago, smotherb said: Mine wakes my up in the middle of the night, sometimes several times a night, always wanting sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smotherb Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 2 hours ago, chickenslegs said: Well, I realize few men experience such a thing; I suppose they are just not hansum and sexy enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3FingeredWillie Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Not really an annoying habit but when she cleans the house she is so short she does wipe the dust off the high places which I see walking by. Two world views. So, I end up cleaning the invisible world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Testacall Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Same old 'off topic' removed comment....chance a tread can run ??? So if i ask ....where can I buy AAA batteries ...we have to 'stay on topic' ..this is why over regulation kills a good forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinnock Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Very few thinks she does annoy me ...... but as we both work - our weekends are important to us, but sometimes we end up doing something that neither of us wanted to do. I'm sure everyone will recognize this scenario .... Me: What do you want to do today? Her: (Looking a bit tense whilst desperately trying to second guess what she thinks I want to do): Let's go to the Car Expo at BITEC? Me: OK - I thought you wanted to go to Bang Saen to eat at the beachside restaurant? Her: No - car show would be good. Me: OK, lets go. (We walk around BITEC for two hours, and she's unusually quiet) Me: What's wrong? Her: I wanted to go to Bang Saen today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smotherb Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 6 hours ago, 3FingeredWillie said: Not really an annoying habit but when she cleans the house she is so short she does wipe the dust off the high places which I see walking by. Two world views. So, I end up cleaning the invisible world. give her a step-stool so she can see the high spots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumply Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 On 11/6/2016 at 3:37 PM, Hutch68 said: Hoolahooping, my wife hoolahoops and exercises every evening when the kids are in bed, wiggling her firm butt in my face. This leads to me getting an erection and to finish her session off she rides me like Willy Carson romping home in the 4.40 at Rotherham, super annoying when I want to watch the news! Seriously though if any of you are looking for a stocking filler this Christmas for the lady in your life buy her a hoolahoop. Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect .....and a gross of toothpicks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehelmsman Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 On 11/9/2016 at 0:33 PM, smotherb said: give her a step-stool so she can see the high spots Dust???? hahahahhaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A1Str8 Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Keeps telling me to keep left while driving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 On 6 November 2016 at 7:37 PM, Hutch68 said: Hoolahooping, my wife hoolahoops and exercises every evening when the kids are in bed, wiggling her firm butt in my face. This leads to me getting an erection and to finish her session off she rides me like Willy Carson romping home in the 4.40 at Rotherham, super annoying when I want to watch the news! Seriously though if any of you are looking for a stocking filler this Christmas for the lady in your life buy her a hoolahoop. Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect My wife's stockings are too small for a hula hoop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutch68 Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 On 24/11/2016 at 3:21 PM, StreetCowboy said: My wife's stockings are too small for a hula hoop Put it in yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Quote Hutch68 said: Hoolahooping, my wife hoolahoops and exercises every evening when the kids are in bed, wiggling her firm butt in my face. what about farting? aren't you scared? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutch68 Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 2 hours ago, Naam said: what about farting? aren't you scared? scared of a fart? No way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutch68 Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 On 24/11/2016 at 3:21 PM, StreetCowboy said: My wife's stockings are too small for a hula hoop I said hoola not hula bigfoot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eldragon Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Talking like a little kid. In fact, any mannerism that reminds me of a kid. I know that's not really a habit. It's just the way a lot of women here speak and act. But it annoys me to no end. I've dumped some near 10s (10s in my league) over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damrongsak Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 On 11/7/2016 at 2:52 AM, akirasan said: Moving things. Put down my keys and 5 seconds later she's moved them to a 'better' location. On 11/7/2016 at 4:13 AM, GOLDBUGGY said: My Wife never puts anything back or in there proper place. SIGH. I could write a book. HOWEVER, she does put dishes, pots and pans in their proper place ... often at 5 a.m. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehelmsman Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Using any piece of clothing for wiping off table or counter. I have lots of tolerance but, come on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerojero Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Drinking beer while preparing meals ferociously chopping vegetables, despite my voiced concerns for her fingers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOLDBUGGY Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 8 hours ago, Damrongsak said: SIGH. I could write a book. HOWEVER, she does put dishes, pots and pans in their proper place ... often at 5 a.m. I could write a book about this to, if I can find my pen, as my wife borrowed it the other day and where it is now God only knows. With dishes all that I know if that my wife does them. But one day I have all kinds of pots, pans, and cooking things I never knew we owned. The next day I can't find a bowl to put cereal in as they are all over at her moms place. Buy Hey! She doesn't complain when I use her bra or panties to dry my eyes, while looking for a towel, so why should I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 I reckon lighting my farts must rank high "Rank" is one of my favourite words, bytheway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutsiwarrior Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 On 11/27/2016 at 10:54 AM, GOLDBUGGY said: I could write a book about this to, if I can find my pen, as my wife borrowed it the other day and where it is now God only knows. With dishes all that I know if that my wife does them. But one day I have all kinds of pots, pans, and cooking things I never knew we owned. The next day I can't find a bowl to put cereal in as they are all over at her moms place. useta be when I got home from working overseas all the stuff in my kitchen would be missing...the wife feigned innocence and the only other full time person in the house was the stepdaughter who avoided me...they even moved my cooker upstairs once... and then there was the episode when the little cutting blade on my meat grinder went missing rendering the entire apparatus unusable with tutsi shouting and chasing a 12 y.o. girl around the house... but the stepdaughter is older now and is now an invaluable associate in running the household as the wife becomes increasingly withdrawn as she gets older...she is also the custodian of the pick up truck and the main driver and I couldn't now manage without her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nausea Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Things going missing. Like I could understand when the odd 30,000 baht I'd hid away went missing, but the toaster? It's like anything that isn't being actively used is carted away and sold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naboo Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Stuffing the daughter's cuddly toys in cupboards, then complaining we have no cupboard space. General cupboard space use, really. Chuck everything in, close the door. Drives me mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 when we watch a movie,she also asks what is going to happen next,"where they go', "what is he going to do' i laugh and say i didn't write the movie. Also when i am cooking, "why you don't use this pan' me-'cos i am using this one', 'other one is better' she says,i look at 2 identical pans and scratch my head,not really annoying just quirky,the only thing she used to do that did annoy me was the old Thai thing of suddenly springing a change of plan on me,one day it was raining so i went to pick up her kids from school with her in the car instead of her taking her motorsai,on the way back to her house,she directed me to pull over and stop,and announced her son was going in to have a hair cut,no way i told her the deal was i picked the kids up and dropped them home,and told her the things that falangs dislike the most is this sudden change of plan,never has it happened since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johng Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 My wife will start watching a movie ( at home) then faff around with her phone ( or something other than watch the film ) for half an hour then expects me to explain everything that's gone on in the movie whilst she was faffing around.... Well she used to do that but not any more after the "heated discussion" we had about it the last time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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