car720 Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Happened to me once but when she saw it she just slapped her chewing gum on the top. When I asked her "what is that for"? She just said "Never you mind, just put it in and when I start chewing pull it out." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheechee Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 37 minutes ago, huangnon said: THB 2,500. Not a bad price to pay to have some girl scream how big your dick is, in front of your mates. Top qualitee Nana Plaza comfort wimmen charge 2500 baht. I doubt thai boys are paying 2500 for a country girl. I call Fake News! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krataiboy Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 3 hours ago, Phuketboy said: Lucky she didn't go with a westerner then Why? Surveys show that the average erect Western penis is under six inches in length - or just half an inch longer than its Thai equivalent. Of course, a minority of Westerners and Thais are much more generously endowed. Some of the biggest pricks one has the misfortune to encounter are members of this Forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheechee Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Just now, Krataiboy said: Why? Surveys show that the average erect Western penis is under six inches in length - or just half an inch longer than its Thai equivalent. Of course, a minority of Westerners and Thais are much more generously endowed. Some of the biggest pricks one has the misfortune to encounter are members of this Forum. I hear from many a thai girl Japaneese men are the best sex animals on the planet.......................they just cant get enough. Farangs say otherwise. who should i believe.............................lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgordo38 Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 6 hours ago, ezzra said: I was always told that ' you can't scar a whore with a dick ' apparently, that's not true now, On the other hand, I know many women who'd love to be in her shoes and be presented with a ' big dick '....... horses for courses I guess.... To provide satisfaction most of these pay for play places should like a shoe store advertise sizes or how much stress and wear and tear their selection of product will take and price it accordingly. Just ask the girl her size limit and if it fits the deal is signed. You might not get the accompanying body shape that you wanted but you cannot have everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgordo38 Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 2 hours ago, F4UCorsair said: Nor me. I don't go to karaoke bars. Me neither I hate to sing for my supper. I think that is for the birds and well male birds really have to do the color display, strutting singing bit to attract a mate. I am surprised that they are not to pooped to pop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgordo38 Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 21 minutes ago, Krataiboy said: Why? Surveys show that the average erect Western penis is under six inches in length - or just half an inch longer than its Thai equivalent. Of course, a minority of Westerners and Thais are much more generously endowed. Some of the biggest pricks one has the misfortune to encounter are members of this Forum. Lets keep it friendly guys yish uncalled for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeakeasyThai Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 So Thai typical not to refund the customer his 2,000 baht. They hate refunds and will do anything not to hand over money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 7 hours ago, Thechook said: Surely the prostitute wouldn't be that tight Surely the prostitute wouldn't be that tight, tight , tight , tight, tight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofarnorth Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 39 minutes ago, bangkok101 said: perhaps a large vegetable was involved? No , he was a Thai not a Swede. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgordo38 Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 A dream topic one where a man can just sit on the keyboard and dream up different answers all day. Hard to get past this one there is just so many avenues to explore. I must force myself to move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofarnorth Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Perhaps things might of gone better if she ran out of the room saying " Help , I am about to be assaulted by a deadly weapon " The opposite to " Do you call that an organ ? " " I didn't realise I had to play in the Albert Hall " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulic Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 I will guess that things escalated when the customer with the "big package" was told there was a strict no refund policy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 And of course I immediately thought of Full Metal Jacket. WARNING Strong language, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickster Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 I wonder if the name Annop translates to 'Phil' in English because it certainly isn't 'Justin'..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F4UCorsair Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 A .38 beats four of a kind anytime.......and an oversized knob, it appears. I don't understand her concern. I've heard it said that "it" will stretch a yard before it will tear an inch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coaster11 Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Wasn't the kind of shot he was bargaining on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobobo Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 6 hours ago, whatawonderfulday said: And the man's "package" will be produced in court as evidence ? He was a Thai so guess it must have been at least 3" in erect state perhaps !!! And there should be re-inactment, it goes without saying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkok101 Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 wrong orifice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thechook Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Maybe they need to install something like they have in the kids play areas, you know where the kids are measured and if they are to big then they cant go in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easeback Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 When it comes to the trial will the evidence stand up in court?Depends whether circumferential evidence is admissable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangkok101 Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Thechook said: Maybe they need to install something like they have in the kids play areas, you know where the kids are measured and if they are to big then they cant go in like a "dong-meter"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trogers Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 46 minutes ago, kannot said: Surely the prostitute wouldn't be that tight, tight , tight , tight, tight The article didn't mention which orifice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiWai Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 9 hours ago, Thaiwrath said: Not a problem I'll ever encounter. To the contrary I had a pool party once and made the mistake of letting the girls use my member as a diving board. Now every time I go out they quickly shout to all the unknowing girls in the bar while gripping their forearm " HE SAME MY ARM NOT GOOD NOT GOOD!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonbsails Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 25 minutes ago, trogers said: The article didn't mention which orifice... As they say in soccer ..."Wrong GOAL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank0424 Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 7 hours ago, whatawonderfulday said: He was a Thai so guess it must have been at least 3" in erect state perhaps !!! How do you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tubby johnson Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 52 minutes ago, jonbsails said: As they say in soccer ..."Wrong GOAL!!! You obviously don't understand "soccer". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickeem Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 1 hour ago, SpeakeasyThai said: So Thai typical not to refund the customer his 2,000 baht. They hate refunds and will do anything not to hand over money. I remember this happening with a Thai fellow in a 'Kareoke' I frequent The Mamasan offered him a choice of one of the other girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elliss Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 7 hours ago, Sphere said: I hate it when they complain about the size of a ,, I know the feeling mate , i just flash another 1000 bht , problem solved . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 So much for the Thai,s supposedly having the smalleast dick in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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