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Pattaya: The new family getaway destination for tourists?

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Pattaya: The new family getaway destination for tourists?

By Coconuts Bangkok

 

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A tourism organization has taken on what some might call an impossible task. They want to reinvent Pattaya as a pleasant seaside city for families rather than the sin city most people think of it as.

 

The Designated Areas for Sustainable Tourism Administration (DASTA) wants to change how international tourists see the city and what, exactly, they imagine themselves doing there.

 

Instead of drinking, go-go bars and debauchery, DASTA wants to promote family entertainment such as scenic tours of nearby nature trails and visits to historic villages that are close to Walking Street in kilometers, but miles away from the infamous street in spirit.

 

Full Story: https://coconuts.co/bangkok/news/pattaya-new-family-getaway-destination-tourists/

 
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I think it is already a suitable family destination.  I am considering bringing my elder family relatives here for a short health break.

 

After all my 87 year old grandfather currently is burdening the UK national health service having twice weekly consultations with a sex therapist owing to his insatiable urge to fornicate on a very regular basis which unfortunately seems of little interest to my 84 year old Grandmother these days.  Being in Pattaya may be able to address my Grandfathers problems at far less cost than burdening the NHS. Hopefully after 4 weeks in Pattaya it will provide a life long cure for him.

 

The reason for my Grandmothers disinterest maybe due to the fact of here dislike of males with grey hair, pot bellies and what should I say ? yes,  men who behave like men.   Therefore my thoughts are I could kill two birds with one stone on this family holiday and introduce her to what may well be more to her liking - Ladyboys.  I'm sure she will love them and possibly it will increase her libido.

 

Now another concern of my family is  for my Sister's son, my unmarried Nephew.  My sister is very worried that he continues to do things which, what should I say ? well they keep catching him masturbating under the bed clothes most nights.   You see his possible problem could be he is extremely shy and hence these acts are his release for not finding a girlfriend which as he 56 and still wants to sleep in their bed you can appreciate this is worrisome to them.  The cure for this may well be Pattaya where some of the entertainment industry ladies could perhaps coax him out at night,  possibly take in a show or two and teach him a bit of ping pong or gold fish minding.  You never know what may happen then that would help him do away with his masturbation habits. Again another family benefit of Pattaya.

 

If all that fails then we will just don "kiss me quick hats" and get ourselves photographed with a Chinese umbrella seller,  or are they tour guides ?

 

All in all Pattaya is already a fine family venue in my book and does not require changing.

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24 minutes ago, whatawonderfulday said:

I think it is already a suitable family destination.  I am considering bringing my elder family relatives here for a short health break.

 

After all my 87 year old grandfather currently is burdening the UK national health service having twice weekly consultations with a sex therapist owing to his insatiable urge to fornicate on a very regular basis which unfortunately seems of little interest to my 84 year old Grandmother these days.  Being in Pattaya may be able to address my Grandfathers problems at far less cost than burdening the NHS. Hopefully after 4 weeks in Pattaya it will provide a life long cure for him.

 

The reason for my Grandmothers disinterest maybe due to the fact of here dislike of males with grey hair, pot bellies and what should I say ? yes,  men who behave like men.   Therefore my thoughts are I could kill two birds with one stone on this family holiday and introduce her to what may well be more to her liking - Ladyboys.  I'm sure she will love them and possibly it will increase her libido.

 

Now another concern of my family is  for my Sister's son, my unmarried Nephew.  My sister is very worried that he continues to do things which, what should I say ? well they keep catching him masturbating under the bed clothes most nights.   You see his possible problem could be he is extremely shy and hence these acts are his release for not finding a girlfriend which as he 56 and still wants to sleep in their bed you can appreciate this is worrisome to them.  The cure for this may well be Pattaya where some of the entertainment industry ladies could perhaps coax him out at night,  possibly take in a show or two and teach him a bit of ping pong or gold fish minding.  You never know what may happen then that would help him do away with his masturbation habits. Again another family benefit of Pattaya.

 

If all that fails then we will just don "kiss me quick hats" and get ourselves photographed with a Chinese umbrella seller,  or are they tour guides ?

 

All in all Pattaya is already a fine family venue in my book and does not require changing.

I always hated pattaya,but after reading this i completly understand what its all about!

 

Thx mate!

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What Thailand needs to do is EXPAND the debauchery.

 

Non debauchery tourists can take a nature hike in the mountains of Chiang Mai.

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A one line Pattaya slur has been removed

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I still take my wife and young son to Pattaya on vacations, there are many family activities and sights to participate in away from the bar scene. Pattaya is a place that caters for all, from the sex tourists to the family groups, I think it just needs a bit of cleaning up in relation to the criminal elements and polluted beaches.

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12 hours ago, nikotin said:

I always hated pattaya,but after reading this i completly understand what its all about!

 

Thx mate!

riiiight, because u didnt know before rrrriiiiiggggghhhhhttt

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1 minute ago, Mbaki said:

I still take my wife and young son to Pattaya on vacations, there are many family activities and sights to participate in away from the bar scene. Pattaya is a place that caters for all, from the sex tourists to the family groups, I think it just needs a bit of cleaning up in relation to the criminal elements and polluted beaches.

r u sure you don't choose pattaya for your social activities too, there aren't safer alternatives?

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This is so much maddnes by someone in power who hates sex. I remember this exact move by fools in LosVagas. They were going to turn it into this marvalious "family oriented" vacation destination... The city and business immidiatly tanked...millions in revenue was lost...sooo. Now the motto is "what happins in Vagas stays in vagas" all the old raunchy shows ,highbrow shows, hookers of every sex...all back and business is booming again.

Humans will be humans and a place for this type of entertainment is mandatory. It is basic psychology and biology...best accept it and try to keep the players safe not attack them. this is real life not old English 

" Victorian morals" which by the way didnt work.

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Please tell me this is a joke!!! I visited Pattaya about 3 weeks ago, about the first time in two years. Perhaps they could start with cleaning up the beach. Covered in rubbish and litter. Who would want to take their family to a garbage tip??? 

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It wasn't that long ago that Madame TAT came up with the bright idea of eliminating prostitution in Thailand so as to attract more family oriented tourists. If that's her impossible dream then fair enough.

This new idea of promoting Pattaya as family fun city has likely arisen because some irrelevant, low-ranking, moralising, seat warmer within Designated Areas for Sustainable Tourism Administration (DASTA) is trying to suck up to Madame TAT in the hope that it might improve his/her career path.

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Good luck to them with that. They are seriously going to need it.

I can see the slogan, "Come to Pattaya. See robbery, beatings, extortion and double standards everywhere you go, while being overcharged at our many seedy establishments."

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