Are you having an affair?

[Wilsonandson 5,103]

I've been with the same women for 15 years now. She's all I want even though after the years the sex has slowed down. Everyday I work with and see beautiful women. I have to admit if approached I might be tempted. The one thing that keeps me faithful is what my wife said to me one day way back.

"If you cheat on me, I will cut off your dick" she said to me straight. And made a slicing sound.

What about you? Have you managed to get away with it? Had an affair? Any tips on how to sneak off and how to lie to a psychotic wife with a knife? Or are you trapped like me with only pornhub to get you by.

[Rc2702 4,002]

Cheat on her then and your problems solved. Once you got nothing to cheat with. Pretty sad too that you should come on a forum and discuss such matters. Shameful.

[pgrahmm 7,456]

It's that goose - gander thing.....

 

Too many ways you can lose it all....

 

There are no secrets in Thailand.....

 

A few years back  I stopped & chatted with a gal in CM for something/helping? picture?directions?/asking - not sure.....

 

A picture of me talking to her beat me home....Still don't know who took it....

[transam 49,543]

4 minutes ago, pgrahmm said:

It's that goose - gander thing.....

 

Too many ways you can lose it all....

 

There are no secrets in Thailand.....

 

A few years back  I stopped & chatted with a gal in CM for something/helping? picture?directions?/asking - not sure.....

 

A picture of me talking to her beat me home....Still don't know who took it....

I went for a car wash.....Same thing..........

[StreetCowboy 8,322]

1 minute ago, transam said:

I went for a car wash.....Same thing..........

Is that a euphemism for something?

 

[transam 49,543]

12 hours ago, StreetCowboy said:

Is that a euphemism for something?

 

Yes.....Sat for a car wash and Mrs.Trans was telephoned a story.....

 

<deleted> brilliant.....Made me laugh, but as always I watch my back.....From any direction as some 'may' will soon find out......

[Get Real 8,560]

Hell no! It´s not only my dear friend Dicky that would be cut. I would probably be pressed trough a meat grinder.

[Wilsonandson 5,103]

So no cheaters on Thai visa? What! We're the good old boys.

"I'm strict Catholic, can't cheat, that's the Devil talkin to yer Wilson my boy"

"Say, it ain't soo, yer gunner cheat on yer wife, why that's low mister, let me teach you a little respect"

"Cheatin on yer wife, you ought to be ashamed of yourself Wilson. We don't need folk like you in these here parts. Let's report this SOB to the sheriff"

"Your day's are numbered boy, we're keeping an eye on you, just one more, one more mistake and its....., its...."

[bangkokorbust 203]

Why get married in the first place, in Thailand the land of vertical smiles.
And we have OP asking for tips. The problem of course is the guilt.. Little sex at home but gotta to do the right thing.

[theguyfromanotherforum 6,784]

I cheat on her with xhamster

[bangkokorbust 203]

I cheat on her with xhamster

With a hamster? I think that's against forum rules

[pgrahmm 7,456]

3 hours ago, StreetCowboy said:

Is that a euphemism for something?

 

Heard there's some lonely cows up Lampang way.....

They won't tell.....

[robertthebruce 3,752]

29 minutes ago, theguyfromanotherforum said:

I cheat on her with xhamster

 

Watch you don't get sick......sorry a Virus....l

[sipi 5,513]

Nup. Too lazy. Can't be bothered.

And wouldn't anyway.

[colinneil 74,023]

In my case the mind is willing, but the body is <deleted>.

Another problem my wheelchair gets stuck at the gate