The Deerhunter Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 One of my French friends explains it this way. When we get to this age every opportunity might be the last ever for us and who wants to die knowing he turned down his last opportunity. When my first wife ran off with my best friend I remained single for about 12 years I think. During that time I wrote a sex bucket-list and if I could find it now to refer to I think there would be not may boxes unticked. (Boxes "pun" noted.) I though that would get it all out of my system but I think it only gave me more bad habits. (rabbit habits.) What a shame! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Deerhunter Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 On 4/4/2017 at 8:17 PM, smotherb said: I like butts; and some are pretty good looking ones. Thai butts in hot pants....................... Some serious sights to see in the LOS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatdrunkandstupid Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 53 minutes ago, The Deerhunter said: Thai butts in hot pants....................... Some serious sights to see in the LOS. Yep...mine is wearing hers this morning...cutting a fresh pineapple in the kitchen. I think I am going to have dessert with today's breakfast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smotherb Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 On 4/21/2017 at 9:05 PM, simon43 said: I have to agree. 17 years ago, I could find a slim, pretty woman in BKK. Now I'm on a visit to BKK from Myanmar and the city seems full of lard-buckets. I'd get more satisfaction (and save money) by buying a block of lard, a rubber glove and flying my kite.. ah, never as good as having someone else fly your kite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Deerhunter Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 1 hour ago, fatdrunkandstupid said: Yep...mine is wearing hers this morning...cutting a fresh pineapple in the kitchen. I think I am going to have dessert with today's breakfast That wont be stupid . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opalred Posted June 9, 2017 Author Share Posted June 9, 2017 sometimes it is hard to put cream on the dessert when you are older Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opalred Posted June 9, 2017 Author Share Posted June 9, 2017 i have to add its a hard question in life Adam and eve went behind the apple tree Noah took comfort women on his boat Clinton went under the table for comfort trump went straight for the pussy so when the sweets of life are put on a plate in front of you are the temptations to great like them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thongkorn Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 The best way to avoid the happy endings is to ask the Masseuse to peal some chillys first, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted June 10, 2017 Share Posted June 10, 2017 After a point persuasion becomes secondary..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucjoker Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Do it B.Clintons way: .....do it ...and then deny it on tv with your pants still on down..... he got away with it ............his wife didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opalred Posted June 15, 2017 Author Share Posted June 15, 2017 i think if you walk out of the massage place with a wet spot and a big smile on the dial the wife will have thoughts /bad /and fighting Thai women have eyes and ears 1000% stronger than farang women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Many's the time you never get asked....Not a word spoken..... Flip you over & decide to do a full member lip plant all by themselves..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 Tell me about my chick likes her special massage [with her freind Alissa],at least once or twice a week,so it's not just guys,apperently they both get naked, is more like a sex session from what i understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rc2702 Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, marko kok prong said: Tell me about my chick likes her special massage [with her freind Alissa],at least once or twice a week,so it's not just guys,apperently they both get naked, is more like a sex session from what i understand. Bottom line Merko you are a disgrace for not having a deeper understand of this situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 15 minutes ago, Rc2702 said: Bottom line Merko you are a disgrace for not having a deeper understand of this situation. Not sure i know what you are getting at old boy ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rc2702 Posted June 21, 2017 Share Posted June 21, 2017 1 minute ago, marko kok prong said: Not sure i know what you are getting at old boy ? Well your 1 in a million if you can't figure that out you better get back to farang land and pretend it was a bad dream sonny jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tofer Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 On 3 April 2017 at 8:35 AM, wwest5829 said: 555 I am so backward! I actually want to have at least a friendly rapport with a girl before having her handle my pieces parts. Stopped some time ago, attracted by a cute little massage girl. Told her I just wanted a foot massage. I was thinking that if she was friendly, flirty well, I would come back a few times and work up to a happy ending (hey! I said I was backward, never having a massage with a happy ending). well, the girl started running her hands up my shorts toward the end of the hour. 555 I just about ran out, embarrassed. Hope the story brings a laugh and a shake of your head confirming that one hears all kind of stories here in the LOS. My stepfather once told me that was a sign you're growing up - wanting a conversation before the other, when I complained about the insincerity of it all..... However, for the OP, there's that little boy in all of us. Life's too short, do whatever you fancy as long as nobody gets hurt. You are at least supporting the local economy! If your wife is a traditional Thai lady she won't care as long as you pay for it and don't come home to brag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 On 6/21/2017 at 11:46 AM, Rc2702 said: Well your 1 in a million if you can't figure that out you better get back to farang land and pretend it was a bad dream sonny jim Still don't know what your getting at do you always talk in riddles like this ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuntyC0re Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 I know that feeling. I was in Europe (France) about a month ago, visited one my close friend. He suggested me to try tantra massage, it's some kind of erotic massage. I can't say that I am a fan of such things but I gave it a chance. And it was amazing, so beautiful girls and really sensual massage. I felt so relaxed and free after it. Unforgettable feelings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooHaa Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 On 4/3/2017 at 9:33 AM, themerg said: Say: Mi, khap , while you are walking. it would probably be better to respond in something that resembles the thai language, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooHaa Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 On 4/3/2017 at 8:00 PM, opalred said: at my age i should have said its half hard to say no to massage girls at last the truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 On 4/3/2017 at 7:00 PM, opalred said: at my age i should have said its half hard to say no to massage girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opalred Posted June 29, 2017 Author Share Posted June 29, 2017 i will say the Thai massage can leave you with a smile some years ago my Thai wife and i were in back area of china after sightseeing and walking we went to a massage shop they near killed us i don't know if the didn't like foreigners but near broke our legs and backs defiantly no happy ending Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 13 minutes ago, opalred said: i will say the Thai massage can leave you with a smile some years ago my Thai wife and i were in back area of china after sightseeing and walking we went to a massage shop they near killed us i don't know if the didn't like foreigners but near broke our legs and backs defiantly no happy ending Yeah - bad ones can have you feeling like a car crash....Hurts for a few days.....Like a injury (basically what it is).... Good ones leave you feeling like you've had a strong workout.....OK in 1-1 & 1/2 days..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KKr Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 On 03/04/2017 at 8:33 AM, themerg said: Say: Mi, khap , while you are walking. They won't understand that. Better to say "mai mii kha" and they'll not ask again for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CantSpell Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 On 4/4/2017 at 7:18 AM, madusa said: I must say you are right Mr davidst01. Some of them are quite nice looking but too many ugly ones. Tho there is a position for butt uglies with a nice butt :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A1Str8 Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 If you are thinking about it and considering it then you already know the answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thai Ron Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 It's only hard to say no to "sexy" massage girls if you've spent much of your life NOT having your sexual needs met. People who've not had difficulty getting laid aren't really bothered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac98 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Enjoy the view, say 'thank you', and move on, happy to be in the LOS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elkski Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 If you're really tempted I think you should tell the wife. There are many solutions. Wife could come and learn how to do it. Or enjoy watching. Wife could say ok if it's just a HJ Wife could say she can't handle this. Or you could keep it a secret. But you would not have posted here if that was your style. Honesty and communication are my beliefs. But I hear so often to just not say anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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