petermik Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 7 hours ago, colinneil said: Probably due to old age and senility. Never......not in a million years colin your as old as the lady your feeling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattayadon Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 What's wrong with a little skinny-dipping in Chernobyl Beach? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezzra Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 1 hour ago, KittenKong said: I wonder which upstanding citizen filed the complaint about this appalling behaviour at that time? Could it be one of the hundreds of overweight and ugly hookers who line the beach all night? Or one of the many lady-boy hookers who will grab the crotch of any male passer-by (whilst often also grabbing his wallet or gold necklace)? Or one of the many Thai men who call out offers of drugs for sale? Or one of the many pickpockets and ride-by motorbike snatch artists? Or one of the fake watch vendors who beats up anyone who doesnt want to buy their wares? Or one of the taxi drivers who refuse to use their meters? At that time of night it cant have been one of the jet-ski scam artists as they are all at home and drunk by dusk. Non of the above, it was the one who didn't do his job properly fastening the parasail to the poor sod who died last week.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natway09 Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Thailand's reputation is ruined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aslimversgwm Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 2 hours ago, darksidedog said: I wonder if their defence will be that the toxic waste in the water dissolved their clothing? Cheers! I like it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikiea Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 3 hours ago, sweatalot said: What's wrong? ..with the police 2 dudes taking a dip .... what could go wrong ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikiea Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 1 hour ago, natway09 said: Thailand's reputation is ruined. sagging mammories and weee willies ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oobar Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 1 hour ago, klauskunkel said: they swam with dolphins in Hawaii, they swam with sharks in Australia, and now they swam with turds in Pattaya. Get the t-shirt Wait and see. T-shirts, reading I SWAM WITH TURDS IN PATTAYA will be available soon. I'd buy one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofarnorth Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 11 minutes ago, oobar said: Wait and see. T-shirts, reading I SWAM WITH TURDS IN PATTAYA will be available soon. I'd buy one. This would be followed up with I GOT SCAMMED BY TURDS IN PATTAYA I GOT RIPPED OFF ON MY TURD DAY IN PATTAYA . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbbooboo Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 hmmmm.....boring.......who cares ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owl sees all Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 1 minute ago, bbbbooboo said: hmmmm.....boring.......who care The TAT lady cares. All those soon-expected quality Russian and Chinese visitors might get the wrong impression about Pattaya and go to Hua Hin instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambum Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 2 hours ago, KittenKong said: I wonder which upstanding citizen filed the complaint about this appalling behaviour at that time? Could it be one of the hundreds of overweight and ugly hookers who line the beach all night? Or one of the many lady-boy hookers who will grab the crotch of any male passer-by (whilst often also grabbing his wallet or gold necklace)? Or one of the many Thai men who call out offers of drugs for sale? Or one of the many pickpockets and ride-by motorbike snatch artists? Or one of the fake watch vendors who beats up anyone who doesnt want to buy their wares? Or one of the taxi drivers who refuse to use their meters? At that time of night it cant have been one of the jet-ski scam artists as they are all at home and drunk by dusk. Got to get the priorities right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dutchbull Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Maybe clothes where robbed so they hide in the sea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scubascuba3 Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 3 hours ago, KittenKong said: I wonder which upstanding citizen filed the complaint about this appalling behaviour at that time? Could it be one of the hundreds of overweight and ugly hookers who line the beach all night? Or one of the many lady-boy hookers who will grab the crotch of any male passer-by (whilst often also grabbing his wallet or gold necklace)? Or one of the many Thai men who call out offers of drugs for sale? Or one of the many pickpockets and ride-by motorbike snatch artists? Or one of the fake watch vendors who beats up anyone who doesnt want to buy their wares? Or one of the taxi drivers who refuse to use their meters? At that time of night it cant have been one of the jet-ski scam artists as they are all at home and drunk by dusk. Come on don't exaggerate, jet ski scammers have been run out of town Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Triangle Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Poor souls, they thought it was still SaTURDay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hansnl Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 3 hours ago, KittenKong said: I wonder which upstanding citizen filed the complaint about this appalling behaviour at that time? Could it be one of the hundreds of overweight and ugly hookers who line the beach all night? Or one of the many lady-boy hookers who will grab the crotch of any male passer-by (whilst often also grabbing his wallet or gold necklace)? Or one of the many Thai men who call out offers of drugs for sale? Or one of the many pickpockets and ride-by motorbike snatch artists? Or one of the fake watch vendors who beats up anyone who doesnt want to buy their wares? Or one of the taxi drivers who refuse to use their meters? At that time of night it cant have been one of the jet-ski scam artists as they are all at home and drunk by dusk. Priorities, Sir, priorities. All you mentioned above is not so hot as some farang tourists having a nude swim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honeybugs Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 KittenKong wondered which "upstanding citizen" filed the complaint, and offered several suggestions. There were, I thought, some options missing from his list. Could it be 1. a farang who can tell right from wrong? 2. a farang who lives in Thailand because his pension won't support his lifestyle back home? 3. a farang in whose home country there are no hookers, ladyboys (I believe you call them transvestites), pickpockets, drug dealers, shady taxi drivers, and the like 4. a farang whose home country is so perfect that it offers itself as a model to other societies 5. a farang in whose home country they don't arrest people cavorting naked in public because it is the norm, a way of life There might be other options... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hansnl Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 6 minutes ago, Honeybugs said: KittenKong wondered which "upstanding citizen" filed the complaint, and offered several suggestions. There were, I thought, some options missing from his list. Could it be 1. a farang who can tell right from wrong? 2. a farang who lives in Thailand because his pension won't support his lifestyle back home? 3. a farang in whose home country there are no hookers, ladyboys (I believe you call them transvestites), pickpockets, drug dealers, shady taxi drivers, and the like 4. a farang whose home country is so perfect that it offers itself as a model to other societies 5. a farang in whose home country they don't arrest people cavorting naked in public because it is the norm, a way of life There might be other options... Oh dear....... I presume you classify two nude farang as a crime of the first order and all the things mentioned as minor disturbances? Indeed, silly behaviour of the two farang, but I guess the other things border on the criminal side? Priorities....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kabula Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 And we wonder why the citizens here are disliking us more and more? With all the negative comments about Thailand and it's citizens in Internet forums, on Facebook and Line, foreign suicides, foreign crime, and bad behavior there will soon be violence against foreigners here like in Europe. Wake up people!! Don't forget where you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shady86 Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 They will walk off with 5000 baht fine and wai apology. I always thought westerners are "civilized". :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky mike Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 More poo poo on the beach ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tandor Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 4 hours ago, sweatalot said: What's wrong? ..with the police ..priorities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nasa123 Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 I saw they wore a little string panties that the Thai ladies use, that's quite true.Can anyone disprove it ? You just did not see the pants for the boys were so thick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nasa123 Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 51 minutes ago, hansnl said: Priorities, Sir, priorities. All you mentioned above is not so hot as some farang tourists having a nude swim. I saw they wore a little string panties that the Thai ladies use, that's quite true.Can anyone disprove it ? You just did not see the pants for the boys were so thick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerasoli Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 They will learn respect ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berrec Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 I expect the daring couple will have to return to the same beach area soon with police and media in tow to reenact their serious crime. Hope the police have some pooper scooper in hand ready to rescue the couple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samsingsong Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 So that's the way to get arrested! No good just killing a cop with your Ferrari while drunk and high. You need to swim naked IN THE DARK in Sin City. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diehard60 Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 funny!!! they didn't sat what country they were from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bri1guy Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 4 hours ago, stanleycoin said: Cops were right No need for full nudity on the beach of pattaya. If it were just a nude women it would be fine, but a nude couple it had to be reported! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemrut Posted July 23, 2017 Share Posted July 23, 2017 Such behavior happens far too often with farang. Is it any wonder Thai govt is cracking down on low quality 'tourists' who enter Thailand to become low-life expats... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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